cold lamp

To have a cold lamp is to be insufficiently high from a drug, particularly after having recently been sufficiently high. A coke- and/or crackhead with a cold lamp is one who hasn't had another line or hit recently enough, or took a bump or hit of insufficient quantity. Can also be used as a verb.

"Yo, how's your lamp?"
"My lamp's cold, man, real cold. I got a real cold lamp over here."

cold lamp by Boblowlaw June 21, 2006

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Aladdins Lamp

What old dirty hippies used to call a bong

"Last night I hold Aladdins Lamp so I wished I could stay Before the thing could answer me
Well, someone came and took the lamp away"

Plus you obviously have to be high to come up with the shit Steppenwolf did

Aladdins Lamp by Texhnolyze December 28, 2006

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LAMP • lampshade • lamping • lampin' • lampoon • lamp post • lampshading • lampy • Lampo • lampard

The Lamp

When a guy convinces a girl (usually a familiar sex partner) who is menstruating, to lay/sit down and start masturbating. Whilst she is doing this the guy turns off all the lights and closes the blinds, then shines a torch or 'lamp' (anything bright) and focus' the light on her vagina whilst blood proceeds to come out due to the masturbation. At this point it is customary for the guy to yell out: (with one fist pumping the air) "CAAAAAAAARN THE LAMP!"

Mate 1 - "Oh boys, my missus was having a really heavy period yesterday, so I got my torch and started treating myself to a ... yep, you got it - CAAAAAAAAARN THE LAMP!"

Mate 2 - "You sick bastard, I hope you put a tarp down this time... CAAAAAAAAAAAARN THE LAMP!"

The Lamp by Norm M August 8, 2011