kinder surprise

having a girl stick a foreign object into her anus. another person must reach into her anus and pull the object out. once the object is out it is to be put into their mouth.

lets go back and ill show you a kinder surprise

by ekmo fatu November 26, 2003

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Kindercunt

Cunnilingus of barely legal or illegal status, exhibiting immature features like those of a pre-teen.

At 3p.m. Jameson Martin cruises past the local schools, hoping to score some kindercunt.

by BetterThanYou717 June 6, 2010

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Kinden

Hott good looking female often called a whore but not true... 10% of the time guys have a good chance getting this girl because she loves to fuck!

kinden is sooo odd

by Kattoo January 27, 2009

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kinderbrats

the neighborhood obnoxious children of obnoxious parents

The kinderbrats are screaming again.

by mangovegan July 30, 2010

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A sexual term, referring to a threefold experience. The first part of the experience is the consumption of sedatives or 'downers', such as ketamine, the second part is the recieving of sexual gratification via the partners (or 'eggers') hand stimulation, the third part is the 'surprise' (hence the name), usually something along the lines of throwing the reciever off of a bridge or footpath, into a river or canal just as their sexual climax is experienced.

-He kinder-egged her good on Martin's bridge, right into the water and she was pissed!
-She gave me a right kinder-egging the other night!

by thealmightybasstardo May 2, 2011

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