Kiernan

A boy who is unusually obsessed with the number 69.

Wow, that guy is such a kiernan!

by Seis Nueve December 11, 2007

Kaiser

A slang term for people who are arrogant, full of themselves, and real faggety. Fag bags!

"Dude, that guy is such a kaiser!"
"You are totally kaising out man!"
"You are such a kais!"
"Sorry for getting all kaiser on you"

by rotohomo March 17, 2009

kaiser

To spend an entire night trying for a girl only to go back to her place and reject her advances because you'd rather get to know her better first.

Guy 1: Yo I had such a good time with this girl last night.
Guy 2: Ohh nice, so you got it in?
Guy 3: Nah man I totally Kaiser'd her. Why won't she text me back!?!

by Wifin on the phone gimme $20 November 3, 2011

kaiser

To be caught masturbating.

To masturbate.

Named in honor of a certain individual at PHS, who had a hard time keeping his pants on.

I went eleven days without kaisering, and when I did, I blew the roof off.

That was a tough workout, I'm gonna kaiser as soon as I get home.

I had a ton of studying to do, and I couldn't stop myself from kaisering to relieve stress.

by Boo Radley of Penfield April 1, 2007

kaiser

1. some one with a big penis that is hot
2. some one who is hung like a horse

omg stephanie he is a kaiser

by beast head June 16, 2008

Kieran pizza mayn

An Italian/Irish midget who jacks off with a slice of pizza:
and eats pasta sexualy;)

How to Impress Kieran:Show up naked, Bring Beer.

Dad:"umm Kieran why does your cruch smell like pizza?"
Kieran pizza mayn :"it was hungry..."

by Ania polish builder April 13, 2009

kieran jenkins

a large ball of fuzz often found near vending machines and pool tables with no measurable volume.

mind your step when taking your shot, there's a kieran jenkins in the way.

OI fuzzball, get out the way.

by wooftastic February 4, 2010