Sour Patch Kinder

Very tasty candy

Sour patch kinder: WE CANT BE SWEET! WE MUST BE SOUR!!! *becomes nazi*

by _igger May 25, 2023

Like jaws on a group of swimming kindergartners

When you're all over something. Similar to 'Like white on rice' or 'Does the pope have a balcony'

Mike was doing a great work and nothing ever slipped. He's "Like jaws on a group of swimming kindergartners".

by Gazcap October 30, 2022

kinner

New Zealand slang; a derogatory term for an extremely short or poorly executed haircut, usually on a male. May be a contraction of "skinner". Popular in the 1960s and 70s but seldom heard among the younger generation today, who have no equivalent.

"Nice kinner! Did you fall under the lawn mower again?

by steepUD February 28, 2010

kidney stone

a calcified rock lodged in a man's penis.

That guy looks like he is giving birth!
He has a kidney stone.
Ouch.

by themonicaalison January 13, 2016

kidney boulder

where you pass a kidney stone and it gets stuck in your penis thus it feels like your passing a boulder instead of a regular stone(the closest thing to male birth)

extreme pain in the penis area close to the feeling when your peeing for the first(and last) time your ever going to jack off using shampoo as a lubricant,(it got stuck , it felt like a kidney boulder)

by EXTREME CHEESE April 13, 2009

kinder gardening

fertilizing your plants with dead children

ya my yard looks great because of all that kinder gardening i did

by the friendly farmer November 29, 2010

Kinder Surprise

An unexpected pregnancy. Derived from the German toy "Kinder Surprise", which literally translates to "Surprise Children".

"I'm pregnant again!", said the girl

"OMFG, another Kinder Surprise", said the boy.

by PopeMichael March 1, 2010