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Kebab Decorator

This is a form of art typically performed by drunks once enough of their kebab has been eaten. The leftovers are either: thrown on the floor, posted through mail boxes, or smeared over shop windows.
Just as Ian said: 'I've had enough of this rancid shit', he threw the kebab over his shoulder. It landed with a pleasing splatter and decorated the pavement with a wonderful array of patterns, colours and textures.

Meanwhile, Simon was trying to make slithers of donner meat stick to shop windows.

A couple of swampbeast bitches walked past and said 'wow, a pair of kebab decorator'!
by ClinterousMk2 May 12, 2010
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Punched up kebab

Why would you want to watch an only fans with Paula's punched up kebab
by anonymous January 27, 2024
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The Owain’s Kebab

When a fatass kebab-eating cunt is shagging his bird and he thinks about food, gets hungry and thinks her clit is a kebab. He then proceeds to bit it vigorously until she bleeds and drinks it.
Guy 1: Yo, I gave my bird The Owain’s Kebab last night
Guy 2: Fucking virgin
by The Thrift Shoo February 15, 2018
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National kebab day

omg whens national kebab day?
awhh mate 14th of feb
by Cockdestroyer12 February 12, 2021
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Kebabed

I heard that Zoe went to Dubai and got kebabed by some sheik for a new handbag
by YoMah Mah December 11, 2023
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Kebabbed

When a dick enters one end and comes out the other
Jane really got Kebabbed by John the other day, I miss her dearly
by CroatianBirdSucker April 10, 2023
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Shans Kebab

A restaurant in Italy, serves kebabs and is very halal!!! Top ten restaurants ever
I FUCKING LOVE SHANS KEBAB!!!!
by horniman68 November 30, 2022
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