Kebab

Verb

When a man inserts a dildo anally at the same time as using a urethral sound, thereby kebabbing himself

Fred had been having a hard day so he decided the best thing to do was to kebab his brains out until dinner

by Haggis Hunter March 6, 2024

kebab

Kebab is an icon. Kebab is a legend. Kebab is the moment.

Olivia: "Kebab, you're so cool"
Kebab: "I know"

by roman and anna February 20, 2023

kebab flap

The flab of fat on an obese woman’s stomach, kinda like a kebab flap (originating from the regions of Armenia)

I could see her kebab flap from a mile away

by Splarging November 15, 2025

National kebab day

14th of February

omg whens national kebab day?
awhh mate 14th of feb

by Cockdestroyer12 February 12, 2021

The Owain’s Kebab

When a fatass kebab-eating cunt is shagging his bird and he thinks about food, gets hungry and thinks her clit is a kebab. He then proceeds to bit it vigorously until she bleeds and drinks it.

Guy 1: Yo, I gave my bird The Owain’s Kebab last night
Guy 2: Fucking virgin

by The Thrift Shoo February 15, 2018

Punched up kebab

Paula

Why would you want to watch an only fans with Paula's punched up kebab

by anonymous January 27, 2024

Kebabbed

When a dick enters one end and comes out the other

Jane really got Kebabbed by John the other day, I miss her dearly

by CroatianBirdSucker April 10, 2023