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Leon Kennedy

The epitome of cool, star of the Resident Evil 2 and 4 games.
Leon shot the parasite living inside the weird guy.
Leon Kennedy by Kirby9058 April 28, 2005

leon s. kennedy

A super hot dude who kicks both zombie and ganado ass! He used to have brown hair, but now has blonde hair and his eye color frequently alternates between blue and brown.

Despite all this, he is a horrendous joke teller.
Me: OMG I JUST SAW LEON S. FREAKING KENNEDY (leon s. kennedy)...

Once he sees how smokin' hot I am, he won't even know what an Ada Wong is anymore :)
leon s. kennedy by Rainedog87 November 16, 2010

John Fitzgerald Kennedy 

35th President of the United States. Kennedy served honorably in the Navy during World War 2 and later became a US Senator. He ran for President in 1960, narrowly defeating Vice President Richard Nixon. Kennedy was the first Roman Catholic President, and he was also the youngest man elected president. His presidency was marked by the Cuban Missile Crisis and by strong support for space exploration. Although Kennedy had run on a platform that included racial integration, he was criticized for not pushing the issue strongly enough while President. Kennedy was assassinated on January 22, 1963 in Dallas, Texas. The identity of Kennedy's assassin or assassins has been the source of much speculation. One government investigation found that Lee Harvey Oswald was the lone killer, while another investigation found that Oswald and others had conspired to kill the President. Kennedy's assassination was one of our nation's greatest tragedies. Many remember Jack Kennedy for his inspiring words and for the youthful and exciting atmosphere he brought to the White House.
"Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country."
-Jack Kennedy

Ted Kennedy 

Huge elitist, Masshole in the US Senate. When it looked like he would lose the 1994 race against Mitt Romney the Clinton supported him. To repay them in 2008 he stabbed them in the back, called them racist and threw full support behind noob Barack Obama. Not a big surprise since he has a history of screwing up Democratic elections. In 1980 he challenged Jimmy Carter and was even less coherent in his vision. What he did accomplish was weakening Carter even further and assuring greater Republican success.

In 1965 supported Hart-Celler Act.

"The bill will not flood our cities with immigrants. It will not upset the ethnic mix of our society. It will not relax the standards of admission. It will not cause American workers to lose their jobs."

Fast forward to 2006-2008. Almost verbatim on so called immigration bills.

On Firearms
“manufacture and sale of handguns should be terminated. Existing handguns should be acquired by the states.”
You don't need guns. Just live in gated homes in posh areas with high police presents like Ted Kennedy.

In 1972 Ted Kennedy got drunk on a flight in Alaska and ran down the aisle yelling "Eskimo power."

I am for replacing Ted Kennedy with the next person that illegally crosses the border.
Ted Kennedy by Eldridge Cleaver March 18, 2008

jesus fucking kennedy

An expletive phrase linking and interfusing two individuals bound to the American psyche by their early deaths and cults of personality. The intermingling of the names punctuating a moment of intense frustration or hopelessness.
Jesus fucking Kennedy, is this traffic going to move or should we start building condos here!

John F. Kennedy 

The best president this country has ever had.
That's really all there is to it.
John F. Kennedy by Ryan August 13, 2004