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Joris

Ancient "human" being who supposedly defeated the bison in order to gain his powers.
Joris: "I still remember that time when the bison..."
Us: "OMG Joris is like ancient!"
by MiaMAD February 26, 2018
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Joris

According to ancient Dutch folklore, he beat a dragon once. The sad reality however is that George beat the dragon and Joris is still struggling to beat Alduin. Joris can be seen as an average human, with a far too stubborn personality.
"A specimen of the Joris is not easy to find outside of its natural habitat, the couch. However, it is possible to lure one out with food."
"Joris must be a really boring person."
by ThatOtherGoat January 28, 2021
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Block jobs

When soldiers are given areas to clean within the block they live. Often rotated weekly so everyone gets their fair share.
Get this block squared away why is is so dirty wasn't your block jobs completed this morning
by Heisenberg23 April 22, 2017
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Columbus Blow Jobs

A nickname and chirp for the Columbus Blue Jackets. This is usually what the teams haters call them and when they dis them for being the worst team in the NHL. This nickname is even more appropriate due to them being abbreviated to CBJ on tv. Many fans call also them the BJ’s
The Columbus Blow Jobs acquire center Jack Off via trade.
by superboyuss February 22, 2019
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jobsexual

a person who either works so much, or loves so much to work that she always seems to end up dating the guy one desk over.
Is Kathryn Bigelow a Jobsexual?
by Maureen O Connor March 14, 2010
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Jimmy-Jobs

Another name for condoms. Used in the presence of parents, younger siblings or children, other adults etc.
The name comes in two parts.
Jimmy just a name to alliterate with job plus it's a male name.
Jobs which mean they are doing a particular job.
You wont believe what i saw Jack buying today... some Jimmy-Jobs!
by romanticheroine April 9, 2008
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blow jobs

When a girl sucks n rubs a mans cock with her tounge and lips till he cums. you can choose to swallow or not
by Jen November 10, 2003
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