Jewelxxet

yoo ur heard of jewelxxet?

Nah dawg

Listen to this shitt.

DAWG THIS SHITT ASS TURN IT OFF

Yo did you know that jewelxxet died this morning?
LETS GO REST IN PISS

by pseudonymun July 7, 2022

Jewel

A person who in the movie transibarian orchestra makes her boobs go in and out. It gave me an erection.

Deep breaths Jewel, Deep breaths.

by ilikeelephants December 13, 2010

jewelry box

During sexual intercourse, once the woman has finished orgasming, she pulls the mans penis out and swiftly punches him in the balls and then quickly leaves or else stays to laugh for a minute then runs out of there.

I was about to jewlery box his ass if he didn't finish soon.

My fiance bought my engangement ring from walmart so i jewelry boxed him when he least expected it.

by smelta123 October 12, 2009

jelly jewellery

An inexpensive gift that a man gives to a lady; a pearl necklace that is not water resistant.

I spunked off on her neck, she'll have to make do with jelly jewellery.

by Ian Chode April 2, 2003

jewelers

A person/people that makes you sell jewellery.

My best mate is a jeweler.

We can buy more jewellery from the jewelers across the street.

by Sammy2307 September 22, 2013

jewel

my name. similar to Jewel the singer (lower case "s"), however, i am Jewel the Magnificent (capitol "M"). I was born 1st. I have a better looking ass. My teeth are perfect and not all jacked up. Not to mention, i am not a dirty hippie.

Jewel the Magnificent is so much better than Jewel the singer, she rocks like an AC/DC concert!

by Jewel the Magnificent January 20, 2005

jelly jewellery

Ejaculated semen that covers the face and neck of one's partner.

"What shall i wear for the banquet tonight?" asked Elizabeth.
"How about one's jelly jewellery" replied Phillip, whipping out his bacon bazooka in a trice.

by Dunky Oggins December 23, 2003