Jessie Courtney

A annoying fucking retard who somehow gets on everyone’s nerves. They typically smell like shit, and never brush their teeth. They try to be funny, but never can and they ruin every good moment. They wear nerdy glasses, a choker, and have the feminism supporting look.

“If you weren’t such a Jessie Courtney, I’d let you hit raw.”

“Did you just cum inside me? Your such a Jessie Courtney.”

“Yo, shut that shit up Jessie Courtney.”

by Digbickslanger27 November 22, 2019

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Jessi

A person who gives off crackhead energy. Someone who's a bitch but is low-key about it

"seriously dude, stop being such a Jessi"

by BEEANS December 7, 2021

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Jessie gove

A cockwobble male with female name that uses left handed complete and women like tactics

That Jessie gove is a real cockwobbler

by Pissed asshole January 30, 2025

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Jessie

Jessie is a sexy, handsome and confident American boy of Mexican heritage. He is charming and funny, his smile melts your heart. He is a badass and gets things done without letting things get in the way. Although he can be stubborn and strong opinionated, he is sweet and sometimes emotional. Be weary ladies, he is wanted by many but only goes after what he likes, because he knows what he wants. He will take care of you in the bedroom and emotionally. He is a protector and is to be treasured, once he falls in love with you he will provide and protect you. His weakness is chocolate fountains.

Wow At first I thought Jessie was a jerk, but after a day with him he’s sweet and dreamy.

by Lydiacochran November 22, 2021

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dirty jessie

A dirty jessie is when you fuck your wifes sister while shes on her way home from work, her sister leaves and when your wife gets home she sucks your dick clean and fuck her

my biggest adrenaline rush every was when i pulled off the dirty jessie

by sillystoner June 11, 2020

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