Jewish Pizza

A shit that you find in your bathroom sink that was left there by your crazy uncle visiting for the holidays after a 4 day heroin binge where he survived off heroin yoohoo pickled sausage and string cheese the whole time

I don't eat jewish pizza first thing in the morning...

by AronBeachSide May 15, 2015

Kehillah Jewish High School

A bunch of druggies whose parents pay 30,000 dollars a year for a college level education. To bad all the people are too focused on getting high on drugs and the social ladder. Everyone is fake, nobody likes anybody and yet somehow everyday is filled with smiles and laughter (especially when there are shadows). Oh and all your personal information is known to every student and teacher and is known usually faster than you do yourself.

people get regular extension on homeworks and tests. People talk behind everyones back. At kehillah Jewish High School, everyone appears to love one another but truly they dont. People at kehillah think they are better than any other school. (only because they are sheltered and have never experianced anything else) people at kehillah are dumb.

by Anonymous2168 April 14, 2008

brent is a pedophile and incest loving jewish bitch

Brent Austin Miller (terrorist) from Lytton, Iowa fucked tiffany johnson also from Lytton Iowa when she was 13 and he was 18 and then again when he was 19 and then he took his sister to her senior prom and tried to get laid........he succeeded he also has a gay ass jewfro and a small dick that didnt please tiffany or his sister.

brent is a pedophile and incest loving jewish bitch doesnt add up to nick's fingers

by chandlerjepsen11 September 30, 2012

Jewish Pocket

a pocket full of change

Guy 1: Herro, How about that carnival?
Guy 2: Yea how did that go?
Guy 3: It was fine. Only bad thing was I only had a ten dollar bill to change for quarters so I was walking around with a Jewish pocket the whole evening.
Guy 2: Don't worry about that.

by ianself March 20, 2009

jewish rainbow

GEORGE Bush made up these words meaning:
The POPE makes all the jews line up in costumes to resemble a rainbow.

did you hear about that jewish rainbow

guy to a jew: oh, go make a jewish rainbow

by matt sait October 8, 2009

Jewish Wheelbarrow

A Jewish teenage females right of passage. The Jewish female wraps her legs around a standing male, while holding herself up, and proceeds to get Anally or Vaginally fucked.

Male 1: Dude, did you help Becca with her Jewish Wheelbarrow?

Male 2: Yeah man, I made a women out of her asshole last night.

by gorilladick91 January 26, 2011

Jewish Nightmare

A hearty meal consisting of Cheese Fries, topped with Ham, Bacon, Saussage, and your choice of Country or Classic Gravy. Only to be eaten after midnight when one has had too much to drink.

Dude I don't Feel so good.
You devoured the Jewish Nightmare last night and then screamed out OWWWWW SHWITZ!

by TUNA84 September 5, 2009