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Jasper

big dick randy sucking deez balls if you mess with jasper he will bring out his flock and spray it everywhere, he always misses and sold his feet to someone for 69420 dickollars, he is the ultimate porn star.
"did you see daddy nigggy jassy"
"he fired his flock and missed his Jasper"
by hfiuhwerpgihewr April 26, 2024
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jasper tip

Being lied to, or someone trying to pull the wool over your eyes.
Although they tried to get over on us, they'll soon realize we aren't falling for the jasper tip anymore!
by Blue eyed soul man October 21, 2020
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Jasper and remi

Two gay bfs who are gay.

very nice people 🤷🏼 ♂️
Jasper : I love you, Remi!
Remi : stfu.

Jasper and Remi are bfs who obviously love each other
by hxshiras.. January 11, 2022
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Jasper

The kind of guy who will hold your hand and squeeze it to make you feel special. The coolest guy ever. Everyone named Jasper is manly as fuck and very handsome. Boyfriend and husband material.
Person 1: What's your name?
Jasper: Jasper!
Person 1: Omg please date me.
by manstay November 24, 2021
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Jaspering

Jasperen has 2 meanings:

1) To ignore; suddenly go offline or avoid people
2)Exaggerating and attacking people for making jokes.
1:Stop jaspering me
2: ...
1: WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
by Poopydestroyer February 23, 2020
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Jasper

The cutest and most handsome guy ever, probably kinda fruity, always a gentelman. The kind of guy that would hold your hand almost always and give you reassuring hand squeezes that make you feel loved. Almost always is obssesed with either the color green, frogs or both. Very artistic and talented, very good friend and partner.
Person 1: Where is Jasper?
Person 2: You mean the best guy?

Husband and boyfriend material.
by manstay November 24, 2021
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Jasper

Jasper is a big red flag. As soon as you meet him, run the other way. He doesn't like girls his own age, and WILL romantically venture for younger girls. He's rude but somehow oblivious to the things he does wrong.
"Hey did you hear about Jasper?"
"Yeah I heard what he did to that freshman girl.."
by user74918304 November 20, 2023
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