Flaming Jasper

an unpopular gay person.;

a person who has complete authority, but no one listens to them

you are the only gay person that girls never want to hang around with haha. ;

man I really hate Nichole, she's such a "Flaming Jasper" about this fucking project.

by DuckLuck and Daffy July 6, 2010

Dirty Jasper

Best person ever to live

Wow that dirty jasper is such a good person

by Jaaaaasper April 15, 2020

Team Jasper

The best team in the world.
This is from the Twilight Saga,with Team Edward and Team Jacob,but people are on different teams.

Stupid fan girl: OMG I am so totally Team Edward!
Me: Fuck you,I'm Team Jasper
SFG: OMG you did not just say that!!
Me: Well,I think I just did.

by KillingPromQueen April 12, 2010

Malloroy Jasper

God

“Malloroy Jasper, you are god.”

by Quinn ♡ August 18, 2021

calling Jasper

euphemism for smoking marijuana, to be used in work context when you can't outright say it.

After we get off tonight, do you want to call Jasper? I'll meet you by the river.

by djk January 29, 2004

Raspy Jasper

n. This less familiar move involves taking a woman against her will and violently forcing your penis down her larynx. Once the your penis has been fully inserted down her throat she will begin to gasp desperately for air at which point your penis may begin to dislodge. In order to prevent ejection, you should then unsheathe your knife and stab it into her throat piercing both the throat and the penis, which will remain stuck there for the duration of the experience.

"Hey Richard have you talked to Tiffany today, she sounds a little hoarse I think she has a pretty bad cold."

"No she's not sick, she was just acting out of line last night and Tim had to give her the Raspy Jasper."

by JasperWellington October 6, 2011

red jasper

1. An erection.
2. When a guy is fucking a girl from behind and spanks her till her ass is red then cums on her ass.
3. Red colored gemstones.

1. Looking at her gave me such a huge red jasper.
2. Sandy really enjoys getting red jaspered.
3. We bought some red jasper from that hippie store.

by LEEX April 23, 2005