Jacko

Is a person who is solid and funny

You bro your such a jacko

by Jackowacko1874 October 28, 2019

Jakob

A horrible person who nobody likes who is way too clingy

guy 1: Should i call Jakob
Guy 2: no just call Martin who is so much better instead

by jonas ekbock June 22, 2020

Jakob

Someone who takes forever to finish a job and gives up on it very easily and is in love with penis

Who’s the new kid he’s kinda sus
YEAH his names Jakob he’s mad gay

by Dudebromycar September 7, 2020

double fisted jackoff

A celebritory dance in which an individual, usually a women, excitedly makes handjob motions to their left and right simultaneously, giving the appearance of wacking two guys off on either side of them

When Sally won the showcase showdown she cried with joy while vigorously doing the double fisted jackoff.

by Jeff Conwell June 16, 2010

Post facto jacko

Post facto meaning after the fact. And jacko shotr for jacking off or masturbating. Put together they from post fact jacko, right after jacking off, which is ejaculation or cum

Guy 1: Why didn't you shake your friend's hand?

Guy 2: Dude, I definitely didn't wash my wands post facto jacko!

by sorrycharly October 19, 2010

jackoolito

A boy who is fond of masturbating.
(suffix -ito means "small")

I wanna be a jackoolito, yay!!

by Morbz January 15, 2009

Commander Jackoff

Taken from Ensign/Commander Checkov from the original Star Trek. Used to describe someone that masturbates a lot, because Checkov sounded a lot like Jackovv, which is now Jackoff.

Commander Jackoff likes to ride the Blunder Bus!

by Downvoting Victim April 8, 2006