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swagger jacked

To steal one's swagger; copy or imitate actions, saying, or personal habits
Justin just swagger jacked Jon's sayings
by notDerekorCraig November 3, 2011
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straight jacket porn

Anything crazy or twisted that ignites or fuels a person’s sexual interest.
He would wait for hours, just hoping that someone deranged would emerge from the darkened asylum so he could snap a pic and add it to his straight jacket porn collection.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 28, 2019
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Columbus Poo Jacket

Derived from the word Cleveland Steamer, in which one administers a Cleveland Steamer so great, that there is enough feces to form a "jacket" of sorts on the other person involved.
Did you here that Steve got a Columbus Poo Jacket last night from three chicks, who happened to have a laxative fetish?

Dude, did you know Bob's Mom is into Columbus Poo Jackets and I don't mean the hockey team!
by Butt Metal May 9, 2009
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fap jacket

Any form of receptacle (typically an orphaned gym sock) that is used during masturbation to capture one's ejaculation.
This picture is really fappable. Now, where did I put my fap jacket?
by white_castle March 21, 2011
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BUTT JACKED

Unpermitted taking of one's anus for another's pleasure, without consent.
When a bunch of gay guys get you drunk, and you black out, and the next night you wake up sore and bleeding from your bung hole, with your pants around your ankles...homeboy...you got BUTT JACKED
by lilpoindexter June 3, 2009
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jack-it jacket

a sock to pop-off into during beat time to save money on tissue paper in these harsh economic conditions...
I was in the middle of my own private rodeo when I felt the urge to explode coming on so I grabbed my jack-it jacket just in time.
by Dr. Simulacra October 9, 2013
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Track Jacket

Refers to an individual, usually a hothead, that rambles on about their athletic prowess. Popular among beer-league softball players and former high-school athletes that may or may not have earned a Varsity letter. Easily spotted in a crowd by their glorious mullet.
Zip it Track Jacket! No one is interested!
by Pale Rider May 16, 2007
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