When you're dropping a duece scrolling through Facebook Marketplace, and you find the deal of the century!
OMG! I just found this pair of vintage Levis flares originally $200 for $35! I just hit the JACKPOTTY!
by MoonbeamFlowers November 24, 2023
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Get the jaiapers mug.The act of dropping your pants and masturbating at the game table after winning big, basking in the glory of your victory. The masturbatory celebration must be accompanied by the words “Jackpot!” in order to be Jackpotting by its textbook definition. Typically this celebration is only saved for BIG wins, unless you’re a sick fuck looking for an excuse to give gambling grandmothers a heart attack.
Did you hear about Dave??? He’s on the local news for Jackpotting after a $10k hit at the casino. I even heard he’s a registered sex offender now. I hope the Jackpot was worth it.
by JackPotter April 4, 2024
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When a guy is obsessed with a radish he thinks could be the perfect criminal he always dreamed of catching and killing and turning his corpse into a wax sculpture to display for his dead sister then goes insane trying to lure the radish(perhaps with his body) into committing a perfect crime to see if he is the perfect criminal that he fucks over the lives of 2 other people who are into justice because he has main character syndrome and believes he is the one true justice system person(who also carnally desires the Jack The Ripper the most) while the radish(Jack The Ripper) decided to fuck with him and hopefully fuck him too.
Philippe: Jack, coffee, tea or me?
Jack: Tea.
Philippe: I have the perfect modus operandi.
Jack: Im definitely rearranging some organs now.
When a guy is obsessed with a radish he thinks could be the perfect criminal he always dreamed of catching and killing and turning his corpse into a wax sculpture to display for his dead sister then goes insane trying to lure the radish(perhaps with his body) into committing a perfect crime to see if he is the perfect criminal that he fucks over the lives of 2 other people who are into justice because he has main character syndrome and believes he is the one true justice system person(who also carnally desires the Jack The Ripper the most) while the radish(Jack The Ripper) decided to fuck with him and hopefully fuck him too.
Philippe: Jack, coffee, tea or me?
Jack: Tea.
Philippe: I have the perfect modus operandi.
Jack: Im definitely rearranging some organs now.
by IFeelLikeDrinkingWaterRightNow June 13, 2024
Get the Jackphil mug.Jaap is the biggest fear of the women species. His military duties in the Nunspeet forest do even scare the local squirrels. He lives deep in the trees with a sniper and has captured multiple children between de leaves. Because of his lore he is added as DLC character for Asserto Corsa named "Grindbak Jaap". Jaaps backstory and purpose in life are unknown, but there is a theory that he wants to become the ultimate life form.
by Kleinkind October 2, 2024
Get the Jaap mug.Iemand die een klein en irritant persoon is. Een jacopskind geeft andere de schuld terwijl het zelf ook doet
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