When a Jock grabs a Nerd after Gym class in the locker room after they're all sweaty and gives the nerd a wedgie and then puts the nerd in head lock and rubs his Sweaty , Smelly Armpit in the Nerds Face
One Time when my pal Dom was in gym class the school bully came up and put in him a Jock-Lock and then after gave him a swrily and hung him up on the Flag pole by his spiderman undies
by wedgie Getter October 7, 2005
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The penis of an athletic and/or sports obsessed male placed in the vagina of any female (often preps).
The act of putting the penis of an athletic and/or sports obsessed male into the female vagina.
The act of putting the penis of an athletic and/or sports obsessed male into the female vagina.
Chad said he's gonna hook up with Amber tonight. Oh yeah, jock in the box.
Did you see Kyle and Mandy last night? He totally jocked her box.
Did you see Kyle and Mandy last night? He totally jocked her box.
by Jersey Avery April 20, 2008
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Those who suffer from Jock Envy usually hold notorious double standards (eg. they believe they are entitled to a Hot Chic, but don't believe women deserve to have a Hot Dude).
A member of the Jock Envy crowd is easy to spot; he's the very unattractive guy who whines about "shallow bitches" who hang around Jocks, but is seemingly oblivious of his own shallow nature (eg. always macking on women who are clearly out of his league).
Those who are afflicted with Jock Envy can also be seen spreading vicious lies & stereotypical nonsense about Jocks (eg. jocks are mean, jocks are stupid, jocks are womanizers, etc.).
The Internet provides a safe place for these social rejects to vent, without fear of repercussions. Out in the real world, these mean-spirited individuals play the victim, and garner much sympathy from the clueless masses. Emo girls are especially vulnerable to their pitiful mewlings.
Those who suffer from Jock Envy usually hold notorious double standards (eg. they believe they are entitled to a Hot Chic, but don't believe women deserve to have a Hot Dude).
A member of the Jock Envy crowd is easy to spot; he's the very unattractive guy who whines about "shallow bitches" who hang around Jocks, but is seemingly oblivious of his own shallow nature (eg. always macking on women who are clearly out of his league).
Those who are afflicted with Jock Envy can also be seen spreading vicious lies & stereotypical nonsense about Jocks (eg. jocks are mean, jocks are stupid, jocks are womanizers, etc.).
The Internet provides a safe place for these social rejects to vent, without fear of repercussions. Out in the real world, these mean-spirited individuals play the victim, and garner much sympathy from the clueless masses. Emo girls are especially vulnerable to their pitiful mewlings.
Dave: "Why is that geek giving me such a dirty look?"
Cindy: "Oh, pay no attention to him; he's just another beta male with Jock Envy. Now, let's go home, and fuck. *smile*"
Cindy: "Oh, pay no attention to him; he's just another beta male with Jock Envy. Now, let's go home, and fuck. *smile*"
by Ms. Muff August 4, 2008
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