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skyla jo

She is the most perfect girl the you could ever meet. When she walks into any room she simple lights it up with her sheer beauty. Breathtaking. You have to be careful sometimes, because with great beauty comes great consequences. Guys have eyes too and they can sense a 10/10 from a mile away. So always stay on guard!!! If she falls in love with you, you must protect her! She will take care of you and act as if its nothing however, these little things is where you can feel her love. For example, when she always feeds you while eating.

Her eyes are mesmerising but beware sometimes they can lock onto you and pierce through you like a laser beam. Regardless, she is the best thing that will ever happen to you even though she does not always show it, deep down she really appreciates everything. Her personality has many highs and lows like a rollercoaster. Wooohoo! No two days are the same with her which is part of the great adventure you will have with her in your life. If you ever met a Skyla Jo do not approach her, she is mine so get lost. Never let her go and you will be happy.
Hey it's Skyla Jo! Let's not talk to her unless I am a female because she's taken.
by skylaisqueen September 20, 2018
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Emma jo

A beautiful person, she may not know it but she gorgeous. She a great friend, and although she might not have a lot of friend the friends she has love her! She a great artist with a great family. She has a great and positive future ahead of her! She is unique and has the best hair. She can be stubborn. She a great friend. Sometime she may go through hard times but I’ll be over soon. She may not believe it but almost everyone loves her. And if they don’t there missing out on an amazing girl.
Friend: Who’s that girl with the curly hair?
Girl: Emma jo, she really cool and great artist.

Friend: is she your friend?

Girl: yes, my best friend!
by The world 543 October 12, 2018
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Alli Jo

A woman who thinks she’s really gorgeous and perfect and god’s gift to men. She pretends to be that *super qUiRkY* girl who snorts when she laughs. She’ll lead guys on while feigning ignorance that they’re into her, but spend a lot of energy telling these guys how “creepy” or “strangely into” her OTHER men are. Basically a basic bitch who listens to what she thinks is obscure or underground, but the iheart curated version of that.
Did you hear Alli Jo talking about how many plates she’s juggling and all the activities in her life?

Yeah, I heard; she’s got a total wannabe hero/martyr complex.
by Allijojo_is_a_cunt September 21, 2021
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Flo Jo

aken in the contest of the song Baby's Got Back by Sir-Mix-Alot he is referring to Florence Griffith Joyner a track athlete in the 1988 Olympics who defiantly fits all the other descriptions of what he likes in women mentioned in that song. Not some soda why on earth would you want to keep your women like a soda anyway?
You can have them bimbos,
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
by nice app June 22, 2021
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randy jo

Very intelligent, original ,deeply disturbed individual with a soft spot for the ladies
by Randaydro January 19, 2017
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Jo's Cafe

A cafe in Downham Market that also runs as a brothel and drugs den. The owner and part time stripper Jo Elliott (Jamie's mum) is under constant pressure from the young hunks of the town.
Person A- "im bored"
Person B- " come with me! im going to Jo's cafe for bangers and smash ;) comes with a free bang"
by caleeeeeb September 26, 2017
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Kara Jo

Kara Jo is a one of a kind girl, no one in the world could be as amazing as her. Everything is absolutely awesome when you are near her, and her smile brightens your entire life. Also she's gorgeous.
Wow did you hear Kara Jo started dating Samuel?
Wow, he's one lucky guy!
by JackBlack73 October 14, 2016
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