Jessica

Jessica is a nice girl with so much to offer the world. Truly an instigator of change and a forward thinking individual, Jessica will always be there to speak about the greater concerns of life or distract you from them. The epitome of human kindness and a testament to the purpose of humanity. She is silly and smart, funny without needing to be mean, and always easy to talk to.

Damn, I am so fucking fortunate to have Jessica as my roommate instead of these other assholes.

by jessismyroommate December 6, 2018

Jessie

Jessie is the most amazing person you will ever meet, she is such a welcoming person and is so gorgeous, I'm so glad I met a Jessica also known as Jessie. She is so funny and the most adorable person on earth. When Jessie gets a compliment, she always Denys it, when she Denys it makes her not deny it. She is the most beautiful person walking on Earth. Jessie is a goddess and has amazing eyes that you can not stop looking at, her smile lights up all the rooms possible and the most trustworthy person you will ever meet. She is amazing at gaming and is an amazing streamer 😉 I’m so glad I met a Jessie because I never want to leave her. Keep a Jessie in your life as long as you can because you are so glad to have a beautiful hooman in your life. She has the most luscious hair and the most adorable kid, when your Jessie grows up she will have the most amazing personality still. She brightens everyone’s day and always there when you need her. She is more of a tomboy than a girly-girl. She is the most thankful person out there and the happiest kid alive. I love you so much Jessie, thank you for being in my life. <3 :)

You will always want a Jessie in your life
Jessie is so adorable
Awe Jessie stop being so sweet

by Belle Murphy September 21, 2019

Jessica

Jessica, is a special person. She is everything you would want to visually see. Gorgeous, of course. Eyes, amazing, can easily get lost in them. She may think they are simple but they more beautiful then an ocean sunset. Smile, makes every man and woman stop in there tracks. Amazing hair without even trying and she is the perfect size. But that’s not all that makes up someone. What makes Jessica so special is who she is as an individual. Caring, always looking to help others before herself. Supportive. She will be behind you 100% whatever you decide to do. Easy going. She likes all the same things as you because she is just that cool (and she isn’t lying about it) Sweet. She is just all around sweet. She is as sweet as southern sweet tea made by the South’s sweetest Grandma! All in all, Wifey material.

“Look at that gorgeous chick over there dude! And check out her amazing smile!”
“That’s my girlfriend bro! Her name is Jessica and I’m going to marry her one day”

by TheOGTeddyBear April 8, 2020

Sarah Jessica Barker

Any girl who fancies herself a style maven but is, in reality, just an ugly girl in a trendy outfit.

Did you see the great outfit Lisa was wearing? Too bad she's such a Sarah Jessica Barker that no one will even notice.

by nyc-a-train December 14, 2010

jessica alba

the hottest girl in the world!!!

oh my god its jessica alba!!!

by niggaz in da hood September 13, 2005

jessica

hah your friends with a Jessica? you absolute buffoon

everytime I saw a Jessica I threw an eraser at her that said "for big mistakes"

by eating ass at 4:20 April 23, 2020

Jessica Alba

By far, one of the most attractive women that have blessed the earth. At the tender age of 12, she was cast on to the movie "Camp Nowhere". Eventually, within time, she landed roles on the short-lived Dark Angel (2 seasons aired) and had become one famous attractive lady. In the year of 2003, she was cast in the hip-hop dance flick "Honey", which in my honest opinion, you should only watch because Jessica Alba is in it. Everything else pretty much sucks. More recently, she has done Sin City and Fantastic Four in which many more men have begun to savor the lust of Jessica Alba. From what has been portrayed in magazines, Jessica Alba is a very sweet, caring girl that stands on her own two feet and does what she wants.

If I may also add, from such a disappointment as Honey (it was sure to ruin her carreer) Ms. Alba had recovered from the wreck, which is a very hard, if not hardest task to accomplish in all the abundance of Hollywood there is. So if you're reading this, Ms. Alba, my props go out to you.

George: HOLY COW BILL! If I ever meet Jessica Alba, I would gently kiss her on the cheek.

Bill: Are you serious? That's it? Knowing all these perverted 10-18 year old boys, I'd figure you'd do a whole lot more. I guess that makes you a GENTLEMAN.

by Fiel August 26, 2005