colonizer jasper

Colonizer jasper is a composite material typically consisting of cement, water, aggregates (such as gravel or crushed stone) and often additives or admixtures to enhance the bland appearance and longevity. This material helped build the infrastructure that allowed the colonization of the United States.
Oh look. They killed all the plants over there so they could put down more colonizer jasper.
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Jasper

Good smelling cat. Mrrrrrrr
Hey did you hear that?
No, but I smelled a Jasper
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jasper

lowkey lets and more next time we see eachother at cc capiche? ight thatd b real dope
by TPFKadin September 11, 2019
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jasper

whore player that looks for insecure younger men to manipulate and play with.
person1: ew is that jasper??
person2: ew what a slag
by person894853465 September 4, 2023
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Jasper’s law

The law that things that don’t have names and don’t necessarily need names will spawn unnecessary names.
Jasper’s law is a prime example of Jasper’s law.
by TheRebel2187 May 17, 2023
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Jasper

Did LA give up too much to get a guy who has been labeled soft, although he puts up 19 and 9, which 11 other guys do?"

"Is that a trick question? They gave up Jasper, who cares? I could care less! First of all, understand something. When you're giving up first round picks, if you are a quality team in playoff contention, it really doesn't mean that much, that's number one. Number two and more importantly, Jasper is gone! The City of Angels, Hollywood should be celebrating. Throw a parade already whether you win a championship or not. This man was a bonafide scrub! He can't play! No disrespect whatsoever, but I'm sorry to call, tell everybody the truth, the man cannot play the game of basketball. He has small hands, he can't catch the ball, he has bad feet, he can't really move even though he's mobile, doesn't really know what he's doing, doesn't have a post move that he or he puts to memory that he can do two times in a row. He has no game whatsoever, plays no defense, doesn't have the heart, the passion or anything that comes with it, and you're asking me whether they gave up too much? Please. The Los Angeles Lakers knew exactly what they were doing, they should be celebrating right now, and Kobe Bryant should not be saying a word!" Hes fucking ass.
Jasper has no games whatsoever...
by anonymous February 9, 2021
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Jasper

Jasper is a hot 5’9 piece of meat who has a huge cock. He is a caring person with a great personality. He is closed off at first but once you get past the shell he hides under you can see his luminous eyes.
His gf: I’ve seen Jasper in his natural habitat and he’s a hot catch.
by GiganticD July 28, 2022
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