japanese 2x4 

When an unusally large object is crammed inside of an ass or vagina causing the victim to scream like a small japanese girl.

Dude your sister was so loud last night when I gave her that japanese 2x4

japanese 2x4 by Jeff Phillips April 27, 2006

Japanese Job 

Japanese Job, also known as, a JJ or J-squared, is the art of oraly stimulating the beginning of fecal matter, as it is still warm and attached to the receivers anus.

Brooke gave DL a JJ the other night, he said it was the best pleasure he has ever received.

Japanese Job by Courtney Love February 2, 2005

japanese bus ride

One girl is sucking 2 dicks while riding another guy reverse cowgirl sitting straight up. The two guys getting their dicks sucked bust in each of her eyes while shes still riding the other guy. Her eyes become squinted and shes bouncing up and down as if she was in a bus driven by an asian person.

Did you hear about that slut devlin, i heard he got japanese bus rided.

japanese bus ride by qmoneynig April 12, 2010

Japanese Goldfish 

N.: The sexual act of self mutulating one's scrotum by cutting off the ears of a dog and stapling them to the scrotum, thus making what looks like the tail of Japanese gold fish. (Or Coy Fish)

Guy:"Wanna see my rare fish from japan?" Girl:"Ok." Drops pants Girl"Oh my!" Guy: "it's a Japanese Goldfish!"

Japanese Goldfish by That_guy_in_the_box March 1, 2011

japanese major 

A person who has obtained a high degree of proficiency in the Japanese language, but wasted a very costly college education and a substantial portion of their life.

I should never have been a Japanese major

japanese major by saikos September 23, 2008

Japanese Rain Goggles 

When a man is squirted on by a womens vagina juice, causing him to swuint as the japanese. Scientist believe that this orginated around Osaka Japan, thus through the steps of evolution creating the Japenese and asian people.
Now commonly used as a sex term.

Your mother then squirted her sweet vagina juice all over my face, it was the best Japanese Rain Goggles I ever received.

Japanese Rain Goggles by Mr. John Jackson November 25, 2010

Japanese cars

the EPITOME (wtf is an opitime ya retard) of a well-rounded car that has enough performance for the average driver and the capabilities to become a high-performance vehicle for car enthusiasts. a car that operates perfectly fine without requiring one to deplete his or her bank account to fill up a gas tank. a car that, with the CORRECT modifications, will compete with and hold its own against any american muscle car. a car that doesn't pour out gallons and gallons of smog and pollution. a car that is safe, reliable, durable, and will not break down after 100,000 miles.

Japanese cars are on the road 10, even 15 years after they were bought. AMAZING

Japanese cars by Thinks James Lowe is a retard June 5, 2005