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Long Beach Island

The best place in the WORLD. One of the only great places that is completely AUTHENTIC. Beats anywhere else by FAR--Cape Cod, Nantucket, Martha's Vineyard, Point Pleasant, the Hamptons don't even come close. Cool people, hot lifeguards and surfers, hot girls, not to mention Bruce Springsteen (patron saint of the Jersey Shore), the BEST BAGELS...Fantasy Island, Bay Village, Beach Haven, everywhere that has a bike lane....

Heaven!
"Hey, do you want to come down to the shore this weekend?"

"Well, my family's going to the Cape--"

"Dude, my family's going to Long Beach Island."

"Of course I'll come...I just have to get out of it..."

"That's what I thought."
by jerseygrl2 December 26, 2008
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Ilan

Ilan is a very hot person, he's an amazing boyfriend and gets a lot of pussy.
Girl: WHOA, whos that guy?

Guy: That's Ilan.

Girl: He's so hot.
by yes104 December 9, 2020
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rhode island

Known as the ocean state, beaches and ice cream in the summer, beautiful snow filled winters. Rhode island might be small but it offers a lot.
I wanna go to the ocean state, Rhode Island.
by Jersey Kid January 26, 2008
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Hawaiian Island

When you take a dump so big that it sticks up out of the water just like Hawaii. Usually has a texture similar to pancake batter. This can easily be done by making a lily pad of shit tickets before blowing mud. In a true Hawaiian Island, no paper is used.
This morning I made a Hawaiian Island so I left it for my ol' lady to see.

After a taco eating contest, Clyde had to race to the shitter to make a Hawaiian Island.
by duckkiller June 9, 2013
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wallis and futuna islands

the best islands ever, and lexicographing geniuses at that!
boy, i sure wish i could be the wallis and futuna islands, they rule my world!
by wallis and futuna islands October 16, 2003
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Coney Island Waterfish

Closely related to the Coney Island Whitefish, the Waterfish is a used condom seen swaying in the current under the water, not washed up on the beach. It resembles a jellyfish.

They are often found within swimming distance of the beach at a honeymoon resort.
So dude I was snorkeling and the only damn fish I could find were Coney Island Waterfish.......
by Tha_J-Wizzle September 9, 2010
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nonce island

A country in north-western Europe, off the north-­western coast of the European mainland. Also known as the United Kingdom. Notorious for rampant levels of noncery in political, public and private life.
1. I've got a 12 hour layover on nonce island.
2. oof, hope you like jellied eels.
by ted heaths dog January 19, 2021
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