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tactical insertion

1. tactically inserting ones tool into an area of interest.

2. tactically inserting ones member into a females mouth when she is passed out (or unconcious) without waking her up.

If you insert your member flacid you can proceed to wake her up with a strong erection tickling her throat in the best way possible.

3. Tactically inserting your dick into a hoe without her knowing.
1. I woke JANE up this morning with a perfectly executed tactical insertion. And to add to that I covered her eyes with my ball sack and proceeded to play "guess who" as a shot my load with force on her tonsils.
by MR. FELCHER January 30, 2010
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invert

similar to the defenition of the shocker, only the alteration takes place in the positioning of the fingers. Instead of the traditional "Two in the pink" with the index and middle finger in the vigina, the ring finger and pinky finger insert the anus, inverting the position of the shocker. Caution: invert can cause severe anus damage, recomended for porn stars or really horny couples.
by Anonymous June 5, 2003
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intertainable

Obtainable on the internet.
A: Hey, did you get Mr. Harper's worksheet?

B: No, what's the name of it? I think it's probably intertainable.
by the linus August 30, 2010
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inertia whore

A politician or oligarch who sells himself and sells out egalitarian ideals in order to maintain an illussion of status quo while hoarding resources and retaining power within familiar institutions, albeit diseased and and unsustainable ones.
The temporary 2004 tax cuts which morphed into the 2012 hedging to waylay equitable tax reform keeping prolonged focus on the "fiscal cliff" and simultaneously characterising U.S. pensions (Social Security) as a contributory cause for federal deficit prove John Boehner to be such an inertia whore.
by jimmshorts January 3, 2013
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Intertwinly disconnected

When you know some one and your friend know someone and both of the someone know each other but not you or your friend.
Your peeps know my peeps but we don't know each other we are so intertwinly disconnected
by Stacy james. . September 9, 2020
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Insert girl name here

insert girl name here, meaning that people on urban dictionary always describe girl names to be such sweet people, probably written by people named that and need a confidence boost. usually something like, "______" are the sweetest, best people ever they will sell their souls for you, surrender their first born child to you, amputate their kidney for you, and can cook and be basically your mother."
j: "Insert girl name here is so nice"
l:"no they are an asshole tf are you talking about"
by ilikeppandboobs April 6, 2022
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