instabro

People (usually men) who make an instant, friendly, non-sexual connection. The term is often used in larger social interactions when you and your instabro are having an awesome conversation and some bored party-goer butts in: "where do you know each other from?" / "how long have you been friends?"

Bro1: Dude, I'll give you 1000$ if I can bang your sis.
Bro2: Woah, 1000$ - finally someone who *gets me*!
Sis: Hey, what's up guys? You seem to be having quite a chat.
Bro2: Yeah, me and my instabro here are helping each other out.

by Chymera August 26, 2013

instacash

When you put on a condom for the first time and upon placement, you instantly achieve an erection.

Guy 1:Can I ask you a personal question?

Guy 2: Sure, go ahead.

Guy 1: Did you get instacash the first time that you tried on a condom?

Guy 2: Yeah, doesn't everyone?

by Not Op January 23, 2014

instachat

a website for schools that try to copy 2004 facebook and still steals your info

dang sir I'ma instachat you

by randomdicesucksatwords November 22, 2017

Ieta

What people in a country are called, when slightly behind language wise.

He is a real ieta

by American school expert November 12, 2018

Insta baddie

At the bottom of the food chain

They’re a insta baddie

by Wankknob January 25, 2021

iketani

Character from the initial d anime. Pathetic and drives very slow. Got offered sex for selling his friend to a race.

Iketani is such a loser smh

by AqarI March 25, 2019

Instablast

v. to feel an immediate and mutual suspicion or dislike for someone you have just met

I can tell by his smug face that we aren’t going to get along. He’s on instablast.

by seeyounextwednesday September 17, 2016