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invisible man

A means of keeping a baseball game going in the event that each team is so small (3 players or so) that a player who is already on base must go back up to bat. An invisible man is then placed on the base previously occupied by the person who has gone up to bat.

See Indian Baseball.
The bases are loaded, and we only have three people on each team. Let's have Tommy go back up to bat, and we'll put an invisible man on third.
by The Fourth Man in the Tub July 19, 2011
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Invisble Monkey Slap

An Invisble Munkee Slap (IMS) is a directive handed down by a severely out-of-touch PHB who thinks he is a visionary, but is really just a silly munkee. The PHB likes to think (s)he is doing you a favor, but in reality is just slapping you in the back of head with a poorly planned project which you are now forced to deliver.
Dude, can you believe the freeking IMS I just got? What was that jackass thinking?
by Apakuni May 7, 2004
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Invisible Creeper

The single most horrifying thing anyone could ever think to put in a videogame.
Mike: I heard Notch made Invisible Creepers
Ian: WHAT?!?!!? I HAVE TO FORTIFY MY WALLS!
Mike: But what if their already inside the housssssSSSSSSSSSSSS
by RoarkIsAwesome March 4, 2011
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Invisible S

an added s or 's, on to a word. Typically as a suffix for a possession that is not actually added on to a word. Mostly used phonetically when talking about a brand, store or company ending with a name.

Kind of a fucked up cousin to the silent k.
Examples of Invisible S

Spelling Anyway Phonetically: Anyways
Spelling: Subway Phonetically: Subways
Spelling: Aldi Phonetically: Aldi's
Spelling: Chade Daniel Phonetically: Chase Daniels
by tubbytom December 29, 2013
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invisible hand

To masturbate after lying on your hand for several minutes making it numb thus becoming invisible.
"I gave my invisible hand a good shag last night"
by Galoot of the Grove June 9, 2004
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Invisibob Wannabe

Exact same as a Wannabe Invisibob.

Just word order switched around.
Invisibob Wannabes are just like Wannabe Invisibobs. Mkay?
by Kenjoki Ikari February 2, 2005
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Invisible Mountain

The coolest Chick on the face of this planet.
by Invisible Mountain May 27, 2003
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