Instagram Age

A modern movement where individuals are more concerned about how they are perceived on Instagram or other social media, rather than how they treat people in real life.

When someone will comment on your post but will not say “hi” in real life. This is a prime example of the Instagram Age.

by The_Truth_Seeker May 27, 2018

Instalker

Someone who follows strangers on Instagram and follows every story they publish.

"I'm one of your instalkers and love your recent story on places to eat in Vietnam."

by abnvngpl October 20, 2018

instagram hero

Something stupid that Troom Troom said

Narrator- "He deleted the photos. He doesn't want anyone to see the photos. It might make him a Instagram Hero."

by ZoDy TeA March 28, 2019

Instagram

Instagram takes the "look at me, look at me" and self aggrandizing portion of Facebook that everyone pretends not to do and turns it up to eleven.

Find my Instagram @iammorimportantthanyou.

by Leftcoastsurveyor April 10, 2019

Instagram Moderators

Stupid people who will leave illicit photos of children up but will take down anything remotely edgy or far right. Often known for quick action against "hate speech", unless it is calls for violence by communists.

Seemingly promoters of degeneracy.

User 1: Did you see that nasty image? They looked barely 12!
User 2: Yeah, I reported it 4 times, but the Instagram Moderators said there was nothing wrong with it.

by Canuck Crusader November 23, 2019

instatute

A combination of the word instagram and prostitue, aka instagram prostitutes.

dude, how is this chick on instagram in so many different countries every month?

that's easy man, she's just an instatute.

by Crothyk December 2, 2019

Instant Ramen

Quite possibly, the greatest food that has ever existed.

Anonymous: Man, I'm hungry. Oh! I know what I'll eat....Instant Ramen!

by joybuzzoffical October 4, 2020