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A fucking idiot

Guy 1: Wow, Riley's a Fucking idiot.
Guy 2: Yeah.
by BiggieCheese22 October 18, 2019
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idiot love

A state of mind where one is unaware that they are in fact in love with a person, usually ones best friend (gender irrelevant).
"You and Claire are in idiot love"
"My brother is in idiot love with Betty"
by urban ruby November 16, 2007
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Absolute idiot

Someone who puts the milk in before the cereal.
Paul is an absolute idiot. You're supposed to put the cereal in before the milk.
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idiot argument

How an idiot argues with another person. Instead of using rational statements and facts, they spam the other person with mindless banter and stubborn ranting.
Rational Argument:

Person 1: I think that the Xbox 360 is better than the Wii because it has better hardware and more graphical power.

Person 2: Well I think the Wii is better than the 360 because it is more interactive and appeals more to casual gamers.

Idiot Argument:

Person 1: Well, I think the Wii is better than the Xbox 360 because...

Idiot: NO! NO! Shut the hell up. I said the Xbox 360 is better. NO! NO! Insert random group here says its better! NO! I'm right. Your wrong. Shut the hell up.
by pea soup March 6, 2010
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Idiot Parade

A term used upon interaction with idiots by being around them or speaking to them in the course of a particular day.
I've been caught in an idiot parade all day long, everywhere I go Im surrounded by idiots!

What a parade of idiots today at (insert local store) !

Can't anyone do anything correctly?

Called the credit card company today, what an idiot parade!

Don't look now, idiot parade to your left.

If I have to deal with that parade of idiots one more time I just might snap!
by The Rockin Berry August 15, 2011
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Idiot Plot

A narrative where it's conflict lies with characters not recognizing or being oblivious to key information that would resolve the conflict,hence the name "idiot plot" because everyone involved is an idiot.
Tom:Hey have you seen an Uwe boll movie?

Jim:No,but I would like to.

Tom:Don't waste your time his film always contain the Same idiot plot .
by The real Jester August 9, 2016
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idiot poo poo brain

by McPurps October 10, 2019
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