matthew howard 

matthew howard is a rlly bad warzone player and james gimson is superior then him he is also a respected lgbtq+ patreont

matthew howard is different

matthew howard by the true name of dan November 1, 2022

Pulling a Howard Ratner 

1) When you gamble all of the money you made from selling goods you borrowed from someone else, and still lose all of THAT money.

2) When you hide in your side ho's closet and text her.
3)When you buy an uncut black opal gem online, and somehow get it stolen by Kevin Garnett.

1) Ah honey, you are pulling a Howard Ratner, now how are we gonna pay for our bills.
2) Ah honey, you are pulling a Howard Ratner, now how are we gonna unfuck Julia.
3) Ah honey, you are pulling a Howard Ratner, now how are we gonna get our Uncut Gem *wink* back from Kevin Garnett.

Pulling a Howard Ratner by BanquetBoi420 June 5, 2020

Mr. Howard 

is a very sarcastic guy who is not scared to publicly embarrasses people that disrespect him and his class, but as long as you are somewhat on his good side, he will be the funniest and most worthwhile people to be around and taught by.

Student 1: Mr. Howard scares me...

Student 2: thats your problem, he's awesome.

Student 1: maybe because I am ignorant.

Mr. Howard by TrueCanadian16 May 24, 2022

Dirty Howard

Where you take a dump on your partner's feet and then rinse it off with urine

Would you please give me a dirty howard? It feels so good

Dirty Howard by bonesey44 March 3, 2011

Brian Howard

His nickname is hanky panky. Full Time good Samaritan and part time real estate investor Brian Howard has the best of all worlds. Being fortunate enough to associate with some of the most stable investors has put him in a position to handle almost all opportunities that come his way. Representative of a larger community and with his sights set on the sun, Brian Howard is going places!

Brian Howard just offered me the most amazing deal! I have no idea how he's making money...but I am!!

Brian Howard by honkytime February 3, 2010

Bryce Dallas Howard 

Emomaguirememes’ girlfriend

Did you hear Bryce Dallas Howard is dating emomaguirememes from Instagram?

Bryce Dallas Howard by Lmfao.lol September 6, 2021

Russell Howard

An amazing comedian, seen on Mock the Week and other comedy programmes. He also has his own show Russell Howard's Good News, has won several awards and tells amazing stories with a great Bristol accent.
He's also really good looking...

Russell Howard -
"Do you reckon the Queen has ever pulled a blanket up so just her head's showing and gone 'Philip, look at me! I'm a stamp!" - Edinburgh and Beyond 2005

Russell Howard by Finish the joke then... November 4, 2009