hoondoggy

Actin foolish as all hell

“These mfs be hoondoggy fr fr”

by SwirlyFries October 15, 2022

hoondoggy

To act in an extremely foolish and peculiar manner

“These mfs be hoondoggy fR fr”

by SwirlyFries October 21, 2022

Hooney

Someone who is really sweet and fun to be around, But will want to leave for sex once they've had enough and will flirt a lot.

Oh I love Jacks new girlfriend, but she's a real "Hooney".

by MrBadBoyPatch November 18, 2022

Hoonered

Hoonered

I have drunk so much I am hoonered

by Smilerk April 8, 2023

horned

Horny but past tense

"I was horned today in class"

by hglsfdjklj June 21, 2023

Hooked Up

No!? Why not!? My... My victory is incomplete now... It's all ruined now... You've RUINED EVERYTHING Mikhaila!

Hym "So... What? What am I supposed to do here now? Endure a partial victory forever? Andy? Mikhaila? Wh- I just don't see why! This... The opportunity is gone now. How am I supposed to... It- I need that to be a thing! Go back! You go back and you fuck that Frankenstein Mikhaila! Right now! I made it for a reason! What is he doing now? Sitting in a room!? That's NOT what he's FOR, Mikhaila! THAT'S NOT WHAT HE'S FOR! GODDAMN IT!! DAMN IT ALL TO HELL! I mean, you can't just lie!? You can't just lie and SAY you hooked up with him!? For me!? Goddamn you! HOOOOOooooooo SHIT! Shitshitshit! Ok! New plan! I'm building a time machine! I got the A.I. I got the death-bots. We take over the world. Build a slut-tower. Then! Then I make the time machine. Perfect my victory. Come back to the present. Reside in the slut-tower indefinitely. Die. Sound good?"

Iam "Um..."

Hym "The answer is 'Yes.' Perfect plan. This is what we're doing now."

by Hym Iam September 29, 2023

Hooded Sausage

To define a uncircumcised male.

Companion: Do you know that guy dave
You: Yeah
Companion: He has a hooded sausage

by Nigga Central October 5, 2023