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homosexual

A person who seeks a relationship with the same gender. Many people are disgusted by it for the following reasons, all of which are incredibly stupid:

It's disgusting because it's unnatural!-
So? Breast implants aren't natural, but I don't see you complaining about them.

It goes against God!-
Not everyone reads the Bible. Stop shoving your religion up my ass, plzkthnx.

Watching two people of the same gender make-out is gross!-
Eyelids, closing them tends to block your vision so you can't see. Besides, watching anyone have a tongue fight, homosexual or not, is really kinda gross.

Those are just a few amongst many other idiotic reasons, I'm sure.
Don't like homosexual marriage? DON'T MARRY ONE.
by Miss Boomshackalackalacka September 22, 2008
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homeosexual

You are straight but you either like boys who look like girls or girls who look like boys. From the Greek "homeo" meaning "similar".
Lara's boyfriend Kurtis looks so much like a girl she must be a homeosexual
by Ostercy May 30, 2008
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homosexual

1. A person attracted to another person of the same gender.

2. A group of people horribly shunned, the reason as of why is in the previous definitions. So many people here say that these people are going to go Hell because they're going against the bible, but guess what, you fucking enlightened 13 year olds! NOT EVERYBODY FOLLOWS THE BIBLE!
by LRS December 23, 2004
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homeschool

It's hell on earth. Basically your parents control every aspect of yout life. AHH!!!!!
homeschooler: What is sex?
Parent: A bad word! Don't ever say it again!!!
homeschooler: Oh Papa, im so very sorry! I will never speak of such thing again.
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Lamppost Homosexual

A Homosexual person.

This is used to describe a person who is heterosexual for most of their life, but 'openly' homosexual towards the end. Like a lamppost: straight from the bottom up but bent at the top.
J - "did you hear? Jack left his wife!"
T - "oh really! after thirty years!?"
J - "yeah, apparently his gay!"
T - "snap! must be on of those lamppost homosexuals!"
J - "Ha ha, yeah! straight for most of your life..."
J & T - "...but bent in the end!"
by Geeez February 24, 2008
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homeskillets

"yo, whatup my homeskillets!"
by Anonymous February 6, 2003
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homasexual

An extremely extremely gay person. They do gay things and they exceed regular gayness. It usually pertains to an actually nongay person that jus does some "gay" things alot.
Man, Scott is such a homasexual he keeps touchin that kid over there.
by Chizzle June 11, 2006
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