fuck me naked and hide my clothes

An expression of despair, disgust, or general dissatisfaction.

(Upon spotting a flat tire on your car when emerging from the last showing at a movie theater on a very rainy Saturday night): "Well, fuck me naked and hide my clothes!"

by jcalaw63 August 14, 2006

My moon is slowly hiding her shine

You're taking a long time to reply

My moon is slowly hiding her shine, maybe I'm not that important.

by @cessprttyugh March 25, 2022

I Smell Squirrel, Hide Your Tuna

Hide Whatever you Got, Police!

"I smell Squirrel, Hide your Tuna"
Oh, Shit Run!

by Nick Morgan January 17, 2006

you can run but you cant hide!

this means that even if you run and hide something will always find you.

Hey guy over there, you can run but you cant hide!

by you can run but you cant hide! October 2, 2022

I want to give my boyfriend a hiding

“I want to give my boyfriend a hiding” meaning you want be freaky asf , and you want to be dicked down. Can also mean you wanna try something new in bed.

I want to give my boyfriend a hiding ~ “babe can i give you a hiding”

by gale braydenie November 11, 2019

1-2-3 hide and go seek

A variation of hide and go seek where once a person hiding is seen, has to rush back to the base where the seeker started counting, and say 1-2-3 the seekers name in order to be safe.
Origin: Chestnut ave, Palo Alto, CA

"Hey, wanna come play 1-2-3 hide and go seek with some people at the park tomorrow?"

by Shnarb roberts November 11, 2008

go out side & play "hide & go fuck yourself"

leave me alone ... leave the room

to go and complete a useless task

your lil sis is annoying me! tell her to go outside and paly hide and go fuck herself!

by mami 2 da fullest May 3, 2004