Hernia

A slang term for a headache caused by wearing tight headphones and listening to music at the same time when asleep. The headphones cut off circulation to the head and produce discomfort in the head. The music projected from the headphones are repeatedly bashing your ear drums while you are asleep and slowly start producing one hell of a headache.

Victim of a Hernia: Ow! Man, my head hurts Josh!
Josh: That sucks. Don't fall asleep when listening to music next time.

by Ensiferum July 16, 2008

hernia gina

the herniated groin area that is usually found on fatter men and women that protudes out and appears rather misfigured

The fat man had a large hernia gina protruding from his groin.

by mx21 May 28, 2008

Heranda

A person who comes up with funny sexual jokes. A person wo hears sexual jokes in common conversations.

The Heranda laugh out loud because he heard a disorientation from the truth

by ostentatious-rwe June 28, 2009

hearnt

pronounced to rhyme with 'burnt', its a sly way to call someone a cunt, almost as though its being said under your breath

that bloke is such a hearnt

by Aussie Hag July 21, 2006

Herra

A super ratchet girl who will date literally any white boy she sees. Do not trust her, she’s bad at secrets and will expose you. Basically another word for bitch.

“Oh my god. Did you SEE Melissa last night?”
“I know dude, she was such a Herra”

by Satanstan666 January 11, 2019

"Hernia"

A term used by doctors to tell you your intestines are popping through your muscles. That you need surgery to fix the problem, and you’ll have to miss the trip you’ve been looking forward to all year because you cant walk anymore. Upon arriving at the recommended surgeon that is supposed to fix your problem, you will be told that you in fact do not have a hernia, and that some magical pills called antibiotics (an•tie•by•ah•ticks) will fix the cyst like infection you really have in a couple of days. At this point you will have spent all the money you have been saving for your trip on other things, like school supplies and visits to a surgeon. You will realize, that had you known what it was in the first place, you could have gone on your trip, and saved a lot of time and agony.

If it wasn’t for that moron of a doctor telling me I had a "hernia", I could have gone to Burningman.

by Pannoman2000 September 3, 2006

Filthy Hernandez

Worse than a Dirty Sanchez!

My boyfriend tried to give me a filthy hernandez last night.

by ASI May 18, 2006