Gutter helmet

A regional variant common to southern New England for the practical joke/sexual practice known elsewhere as the Dutch oven: i.e. when one partner holds another partner's head beneath a blanket and passes gas.

Sheets are OK for a gutter helmet, but for the real, face-full-of-flatulence effect, you need to go with a down comforter.

by OrangeTruck December 5, 2012

helmet end

a penis whose lack of foreskin makes it look like there is a helmet bulging out of the end

girl: did u pull that lad last nite?
girl 2: yeah he went commando and put his helmet end inside my saddle gash

by Ivan1989 March 10, 2008

Roman helmet

The act of placing your balls on someone’s forehead and draping your penis strait down the nose. This act looks just like a real Roman helmet!!

Joey passed out at my house and we gave him a Roman helmet

by King ocean August 24, 2018

Space Helmet

When you make a small cut on your forehead and put a tab of acid on the cut and cover it with a bandanna therefore making you feel like you're in space

"why are you wearing that bandanna"
"dude I'm pulling a space helmet right now and I'm tripping balls"

by Thatmemelordfromwelches January 26, 2017

purple helmet

The head of yo dick that looks like a fireman's hat.

Dseeamn, Jim's mom polished Richard's purple helmet with her tongue and made that shit all shiny. Then she stuck it in her cunt..haha!

by peanut butter jelly March 12, 2003

mushroom helmet

The head of a mans dick

Can you make my mushroom helmet touch your tonsils?

by smitty December 20, 2002

Tennis helmet

When something is, like, incredibly gay, you can say that it's "as queer as a tennis helmet." Because they don't make tennis helmets. See also, football bat.

Your MicePace page is as queer as a tennis helmet. Change it, dude.

by panicBoy January 2, 2008