Having a JFK

When you haven't been feeling the pot, and you close your eyes and get hit by all of it at once.

Person A: Hey man, I'm not really feeling this shit.
Person B: Oh, yeah?
Person A: Yeah, man. *closes eyes and leans back* Bro... I just felt it all at once.
Person B: Oh, sick, you're having a JFK!

by Harena November 8, 2019

Having a visit

When you sit in your living room with relatives and just look at each other

Grandpa:I'm going to be having a visit a visit
Me:...
Grandpa:....

by Sparp_man February 21, 2020

Having the cake and coffee

When someone is BSing around; taking their sweet time.

How long has he been in the bathroom? Is he having the cake and coffee in there?

Why is he taking so long?
Maybe he's having the cake and coffee

by Vincekid March 25, 2020

Having a ham

Expresses being shocked after a discovery.

Just found out we have a test next period, i’m having a ham.

by aris417 October 13, 2020

Having a Britney Spears

Making drastic esthetical changes to your appearance after a traumatic and/or painful event

"what did Fabio do?"

"His girlfriend left him so he got a giant tattoo of a dragon on his back"

"He sure is having a Britney Spears"
"Yeah"

by Petomarzo November 6, 2020

having an acoustic session

masturbating without a vibrator

I forgot my vibrator, so I'm having an acoustic session tonight.

by :^| December 30, 2020

Having-a-jim

When you have a massive break in between eating meals but pretend you have a massive appetite.

Just seen Wes having-a-jim took him 4 hours to eat a large dominos.

by MatrixwolfRN April 29, 2021