hansel and grundle

This master-class level sex technique comprised of a hand-job and simultaneous mouth vacuum of a mans grundle.

Kasey gave me a vicious "Hansel and Grundle" last night and drained every drop of sap out of my sack, she is a keeper!

by wild chewbacca November 22, 2011

Haneef

You cant hate a Haneef they are the most forgiving and giving people that enjoy laughing and the simple things life has to offer they are understand and dont like to stand out but enjoy doing things from behind the scenes they hurt when other people and just want peace and love they dont care for unauthentic ppl and are true originals they are very intelligent and dont mind talking about the ideas about the world is he gives by far the the best advice and are loyal to a T they never will judge you and are very artist and one of the most beautiful people inside and out they love a good sci-fi movie very humble people even though they have a lot to boast about they have the ability to change the energy of any room they walk in and life up everyone around they they analyze people and not to much gets by a haneef they do get moody if they dont feel loved or appreciate if u have a haneef in your life u are a very lucky person cause not to many people with give u unconditional love like them very very good people and they know it extremely funny and dominate and will win most fight so dont piss them off

Haneef goes here? Hes such an amazing guy

by Lucidreams June 4, 2021

empty-handed

1.bearing nothing.
2.having received or gained nothing. (same as unrewarded)
3. caring nothing in the hands

He arrived at the party empty-handed.

by dri almighty December 17, 2007

bare-handed double play

a regrettable phenomenon, most typically occurring on a diaper table, wherein an undiapered baby "drops a deuce" then encores with a "golden shower", as (s)he is being adjusted to fit into the clean diaper. As the definition implies, the resultant fluids thoroughly coat the adult's hands, typically through a disgusting direct hit. Silently enduring this or laughing aloud is a sure evidence of evolutionary fitness; why else would one tolerate a little person relieving him/herself directing onto one's hands?

While "turning a bare-handed double play" is among the most vaunted and skillful of infielders' defensive plays, it is among the lowest of indignities on the diaper table. Though it does also require quick thinking and defensive maneuvers to keep fluids off clothes and clean diapers and changing pads, any such heroics are outweighed by the hilarious, disgusting and deflating fact of hands covered in baby urine and poop.

by Henry's Dad August 28, 2010

handsex

The act of grasping one's cock with a kung fu grip while thrusting one's pelvis until climax. Handsex differs from normal masturbation since the practitioner must engage in autoerotic thoughts or watch tranny porn while reaching orgasm.

JNN wanted to have some Handsex but couldn't find his copy of chicks with dicks III, so he had too rub while staring intently into his mother's make up mirror.

by KingSnizzle September 1, 2006

left-handers

Someone who smokes cannabis; a stoner. A normal cigarette is called a "right-handed cigarette" and a joint is called a "left-handed cigarette". This is a special code used to allow people to speak freely in public about their plans to smoke pot.

"It smells like left-handers in here."

by Master Beta July 30, 2008

handsex

sitting side by side, holding hands and rubbing fingers typically illustrated in movie theaters, cars, etc.

Kristofer grabbed my hand during the movie, locked fingers, and started having hardcore handsex.

by lafonda29 August 19, 2005