Hancock

Nothing like the Will Smith movie Hancock

Instead a word for a very irritating horny young man who thinks with his penis.

Likes to assume that all girls are chasing after him, when they are running away from him.

Likes to think he is rather important, you hate to say he isn't.

Ugh I really dislike that boy, all he thinks about is himself.

I know, what a hancock.

Haha get this, that boy just said 'it's okay, i know how you feel and i don't mind a quickie'

Oh dear, hancock!

by Hancock Witness December 15, 2009

Habooski

A term used by a rare species of Sea Bass, often as an expression of exclamation.

Squad: Hey look! It’s a wild Sea Bass

Seabass: HABOOOOSKI

Squad: Habooski!?

by YourFriendlyBagguette December 16, 2018

hanfout

taking a shit in a girls hand while listening to simple man by lynard skynard than having sex with her upside down while she tries to eat your poo

did you know james hanfout with niki minaj?

by xjakexfreshx October 7, 2010

halooween

When some dumbass spells halloween wrong.

"I'm going to a Halooween party," said Jim.
"It's Halloween dumbass," said his mother.

by Scrumpys November 1, 2010

Handoffable

The ability to think about someone whilst having a wank.

"Be-jayzus look at caroline, she is very handoffable"

by that-guys February 7, 2013

Handoos

A person who is lame, not cool, and possibly super gay.

My brother Stepan is a handoos on the couch.

by Big Guy From Hood May 16, 2013

HandOfJesus

The Hand of Jesus is the hand that solves all the problems. No matter how big,or small,the Hand of Jesus is the answer, and can be passed down to any embecil with enough faith. The Hand of Jesus is everything and nothing. The Hand of Jesus can be stylized as Jesus Touch, Hand of Jeezis, or Jehova's Witness.

I was touched by the HandOfJesus during work today,I had no hope,but I got promoted!
*reincarnates dead zombie* "HU,WHA--I HAF DEH HAND AHF JEEZIS--PewDiePie

by Crylex December 9, 2014