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The Hand of Jesus is the hand that solves all the problems. No matter how big,or small,the Hand of Jesus is the answer, and can be passed down to any embecil with enough faith. The Hand of Jesus is everything and nothing. The Hand of Jesus can be stylized as Jesus Touch, Hand of Jeezis, or Jehova's Witness.
I was touched by the HandOfJesus during work today,I had no hope,but I got promoted!
*reincarnates dead zombie* "HU,WHA--I HAF DEH HAND AHF JEEZIS--PewDiePie
by Crylex December 09, 2014
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