When someone kicks another person in the crouch. If they have a penis, when hit the penis will turn into a vagina. If they have a vagina they will have a really deep vagina.
This kid habooshki'd me in the penis so that's why I have vagina now.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'