"I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today"
Becomes:
"If you buy me a hamburger today I'll pay you back on Tuesday"
Becomes:
"If you buy me a hamburger today I'll pay you back on Tuesday"
by Ashley Cobb May 18, 2004
Get the I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger todaymug. A phrase common to New York city, implying that one will pay another back for a hamburger on the next tuesday, or any tuesday, in exchange for the hamburger on the day he is asking for it. This phrase is only implying that the hamburger will be paid back for however, and is taken advantage of by bad people, leaving the people who actually wish to pay back the money looked at as untrustworthy.
"I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today" said the snyde looking man. When the cashier heard this, he shot the man and took all his money.
by The Fuzz May 17, 2004
Get the I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger todaymug. by Mr. Mize April 8, 2021
Get the Hamburger Saladmug. The process of filling a white glove with warm meat, cheese and noodles then proceeding to insert your hand to then give someone a handjob.
Person 1: I heard Bonnie gave Kevin a Hamburger Helper Handjob last Monday.
Person 2: That shit is wild, they couldn't even wait till a Tuesday!
Person 3: I'm so horny, I think I'm gonna give myself a Hamburger Helper Handjob tonight.
Person 4: That's disgusting bro why the fuck would you say that to me.
Person 2: That shit is wild, they couldn't even wait till a Tuesday!
Person 3: I'm so horny, I think I'm gonna give myself a Hamburger Helper Handjob tonight.
Person 4: That's disgusting bro why the fuck would you say that to me.
by familyguyfan2008 April 21, 2023
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Get the Hamburger Hetemug.