haisong

Haisong is a good religious man who will not touch people despite his massive schlong. A good wholesome fellow.

You hear about Haisong's dick?

Nah bro that guy don't talk about it.

Yeah Haisong is a nun confirmed.

by HeadBonkMan February 17, 2022

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Hafford

Located at the very ends of the likeability spectrum, the "Good" Hafford family paradigm is, "If we like you, well help you build your camp. If we don't, we'll burn your camp down and bury you behind it." While the "Bad" category could be describe politely as the person (or persons) that will steal everything in your camp, then, at 5 times the price, sell you a broken down generator to replace the stolen wiring.
The Hafford lifestyle largely revolves around a family aspect, at any time, a small army remains at the ready.

Familial Ties include:
- descendants of military beserkers ready to defend family, body, soul, & property

- an alibi for just about any crime¹ including 3rd party witness statements

- shelter
- child rearing assistance
- at least one "lumberjack" meal
- utilization of any operating vehicle and accessories
- assistance in relocating personal belongings, certain cadavers, & items that may (or may not) have been obtained in fair market exchanges
It is common to encounter a Hafford during daily activities due to the large number of genetically related members. "To meet a cousin wherever one goes...." is not an exaggeration in the Hafford lifestyle. A response of "Who wants to know?" to the question "Are you a Hafford?" will confirm identification.

¹Excluding certain degrees of murder and all sexual crimes

1. "Are you a Hafford?"

"Who wants to know?"

"Hey! Cousin!"

2. "Damn dude, I'm screwed! I beat up Alfred's sister. He's got the Hafford cousins on my ass!"

by A Hafford May 28, 2022

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Hafsa

Hafsa is that one girl with attitude. When you look at her you think 'Oh she's probably sooo innocent'. Then when you get to know her, BAM! She's the loudest, craziest with an attitude type girl. But you love her cuz she's the kid who argues with the teacher bc she's bored.

Them: who's that there
You: oj that's hafsa

by MeWithPazaz May 30, 2022

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Halfsolutely

When you're absolutely sure that you're not sure of something.

"Do you believe that God exists"?
"Halfsolutely!"

"Are you sure you're not pregnant?"
"Halfsolutely!"

by NomansNomad May 31, 2022

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Halfsolutely

An affirmation of when you're sure of being unsure of something.

Are you pregnant? Halfsolutely!
Are you sure you're alright? Halfsolutely!
I halfsolutely love this dress.

by NomansNomad June 7, 2022

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Hafsa

Hafsa is an Arabic name, meaning lioness. They are brave strong and funny people. They aren't selfish at all and always put their loved ones first. They are peacemakers and won't make fun of you, or brag. Even though their peaceful, if you get on the bad side of the one you better pray in every way ever invented that they won't plant their fist into your face. They are extremely protective of their friends and family and would die for them. They are always there for you and will never complain. You can count on them to be polite. They are beautiful, with sparkly eyes. They don't cry much so if they so, assume something is very wrong.

" Whos the new girl?"
" Oh she's a Hafsa"
" She's stunning"

by LightningDragon June 9, 2022

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