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Stand in husband

A guy who askes his best friend to stay at his house while he's out of town ect. and keep an eye on his wife to make shure anyone else don't fuck her while he's gone and as part of the agreement his best friend can't fuck his wife because it's okay because there best friends.
John is a stand in husband this week.
by Deep blue 2012 January 20, 2010
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House Husband

Term for someone who takes care of kids, gay for the dad or not.
Person: Hey, how is sapphire doing?
Dad: She is doing well, the House Husband is taking care of her!
Person: Good, can't wait to see my daughter/son grow!
by Misster September 20, 2019
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Husband Dick

A penis that’s not quite vacation dick, but not small enough to be boyfriend dick. Husband dick is usually 7-8 inches with a good amount of girth. Husband dick hits so well you’d make the man your husband.
Friend 1: So how was it last night, with Chad???

Friend 2: It was soooooo good he had Husband Dick, I might just have to make him mine
by PooopSockk June 5, 2023
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future husband

i just my future husband (justin mowery) because hes MINE...AND NOT MALLORY'S!
by shannon kimball July 26, 2003
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husband don't want it

A statement used under the influence of an alcoholic beverage to invite a member of the opposite sex to engage in a sexual act. Usually used in an attempt to commit adultery, and succeeds.
"Hey look at that hot guy over there!" exclaimed Aunt Debra.
"But Aunt Debra, you have a husband." said India.
"OH! I'm about to..uhhmmm. Husband don't want it!" Aunt Debra exclaims, while making a sexual maneuver
by India Fields April 13, 2005
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Husband Material

by jayrap174777 May 6, 2019
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husband bomb

When a female you are dating reveals that she's coming back to her husband whom she was separated from.
After three months of dating she dropped the husband bomb.
by Bill the Cat May 9, 2008
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