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A Hostile Makeover

We’ve all then them, young girls foundation troweled on so thick it might as well be the concrete footings for a new extension on the house, eye brows that look like they were drawn on by the Rt Hon Lord David Blunket (MP for the Sheffield Brightside and Hillsborough constituency for 28 years). Eye shadow like Pete Burns after a four day bender in Benidorm for our Karen’s 60th and eye lashes with more holes than the Mccann’s holiday Albi.
Fucking sweet baby Jesus and the orphans Dave she’s got that much on she’s looks like she’s been bought out by Ru Paul in a hostile makeover.
by Stupid Disco April 2, 2021
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When a country’s “zero Covid” policy leads to more restrictions and bans on both locals and aliens, often creating irrational fear and panic buying among them due to a shortage of fresh produce in wet markets and of basic essentials in supermarkets, including the closure of religious sites and hair salons nationwide.
How long more would Communist China hold the people in Hong Kong under Covid hostage?
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pee pee hostage

When you're stuck on an Airbus which can't land due to weather, and you can't get up because the captain can't turn off the seatbelt sign
Dude I was a pee pee hostage over Denver!
by KImCobain June 7, 2016
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hostage situation

After eating shrimp cocktail that has been under a heat light and drinking a gallon of mexican water, you talaban the toliet and lock your wife ( who has been not putting out to you )in the bathroom with you with no fan on.
After 6 months of therapy proved friutless, and torture seemed the only option at hand. I released my wife from a hostage situation after see agreed to have anal sex.
by carole and RIch October 16, 2007
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Hostel

A piece of shit movie disguised as "horror" its nothing but a poorly made wannabe phony "snuff film" but morons everywhere seemed to like it as it has made a large amount of money... showing the ignorant state of the nation and world...
"that movie Hostel was a real piece of shit... i can't believe i wasted $8 just to see alot of phony gore! Die Eli Roth Die! (but give me back my $8 first!"
by Eli Roth Sux! January 11, 2006
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