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Homeless Apricot

Its when two people meet in a back alley and have their way with one another, whether they like it or not. While at the same time involving cardboard sides or boxes. Being fully naked would help but is not completely needed. One Male and One Female Only.
Hey, steve, last night I totally did the homeless apricot!
-Jerry

No Way! You bastard. I'm so jealous.
-Steve
by TheTrypleThreat June 3, 2010
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Homelessing

Noun: The act of being homeless, i.e laying in an alley to rest. Caused by the ingestion of too much liquor or other substance such as marijuana, crack, pcp, etc.
Joel: Damn look at River sleeping there he is homelessing again....

River: Leave me alone im tired and need to sleep

Joel: River! This is where you have been sleeping the last three weeks!

River: I,ve lost all communication with the outside world. Now give me a hit, homeslessing is the new trend in this day and age.
by BASEDLIFE November 12, 2011
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homelessness

Subtract the bed add the clothes subtract the kids and the house now whatcha got NOTHINGGGG.
My wife just kicked me out now only thing I have is homelessness
by Ammarius March 26, 2020
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Chicago homeless

the classiest people you will ever meet, they would never involve them self in any sort of trouble or nonsense. they are a higher class of homeless than the homeless anywhere else in the world! they don't touch any illegal paraphernalia and are considered to be at a higher social class level than the wealthy citizens of Chicago.
Indian girl "Homeless people carry guns and rob people wherever you go in Chicago it's not safe anywhere. i can't even walk to my dads house which is 5 steps away without getting robbed by a hobo that's strapped up!"

Smart socially cultured person "No they don't, they have principles and are good people, they help you in times of need and will watch your kids and raise them like their own. The only better suited creature to raise your children better then a Chicago homeless person would be an alpha wolf or lion with wings. they are majestic and beautiful people and they can only be found in Chicago."

Indian girl "idiot no, i make eggs so i know everything"

SMCP "you'll never understand i give up..."
by Dom988 February 7, 2014
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Homeless Breach

When a gang of homeless, 100 or more infiltrate a rich person's home with plans to have massive orgies all over the person's home.
Dude, I just got back from vacation and the cops told me I had a "Homeless Breach"
by Hella killa bum March 30, 2009
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homeless

The people who failed in life and hate to work. They can be found in streets. In the winter many of them die in the cold. People in the Christian religion usually try to help them by making a donating station, but only very few of them do.
A homeless doesn't like to work and therefore, they can't buy a house.
by Link972 December 29, 2009
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Homeless

Homeless - adj., the act of doing something that makes one appear to not have a home. In this sense it is said at the time the action is committed (or later to reflect) for maximum effect.
"Hi Honey, how was work?"
"Not great. I was emptying my paper shredder and accidentally spilled the all the paper infront of my co-workers."
"That's turrible."
"Yea I felt really HOMELESS picking up all that paper.
by Ѕςσŧŧγ Ρΐρρΐη December 2, 2009
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