Beef Hula Hoop

A small dick in a loose pussy.

His small dick slid round and round her beef hula hoop.

by Veg Raid20 September 19, 2020

hoops for my peeps

Last night a racist killed eleven

I'm going to shoot some hoops for my peeps

hoops for my peeps

by Krkič February 20, 2020

two scoops of hoops

When one serving of Hoops just won't do and you must come back for more. Warning, Hoops is an addictive substance. May cause feelings of intense pleasure, good vibes and overall sense of love.

I could sure use two scoops of Hoops right about now.

by Winesamurai May 27, 2016

Spaghetti Hoops Eater

The type of person that would eat spaghetti hoops clearly has mental problems and is seen as gay in society. Any man/women that chooses Spaghetti Hoops over Beans should be killed at once

Person A : Look That Man Is A Spaghetti Hoops Eater
Person B : Yes He Escaped From The Gay Mental Hospital Yesterday

by Truefactzzz December 9, 2019

bigger the hoops bigger the ho

A girls hoop size determines the ho she is.

Bigger the hoops bigger the ho

Her hoop earrings are big, she's a ho. Bigger those bigger the ho! Bigger the hoops bigger the ho

by Bigger the hoops bigger the ho November 12, 2017

Lost control of my hoop

Making a regrettable decision in regards to your lady parts.

I can't believe I lost control of my hoop last night and slept with Vladmir Putin again.

by flying ferne December 15, 2010

go hoop your forehead

jail term, to hoop is to smuggle drugs or parphenelia into a jail. hoop your forehead is to suggest you smuggle your own head up your ass.

go fuck your hat, go hoop your forehead....hahaha

by dciece June 27, 2009