by Honkydonk73 August 24, 2023

“Yeehaw partner you coming down to the Honky Tonk with us to pick up some beer and cowgirls?”
“Hell yeah brother just gotta finish my hourly pledge of allegiance, pray to God for more beer, and load up my Ford F150 with a thousand more guns”
“Hell yeah brother just gotta finish my hourly pledge of allegiance, pray to God for more beer, and load up my Ford F150 with a thousand more guns”
by JaySquared^2 March 29, 2023

When your hitting on a girl and one of your friends comes and takes her with a better pick up line than yours......
by HonkyGurlSwag573 December 30, 2020

The best technique for acquiring a rimjob, get a girl to suck on your balls, and then just lean back. First she'll slowly tickle your grundle as the tongue rolls from the bottom of your sack towards your glory hole. No girl can resist that white country trash cornhole staring at her when you have leaned back to the proper angle. Name derived specifically from the dirty honkies from Tomales, CA.
guy 1: I asked a girl to lick my ass, and she walked out on me.
guy 2: No, dude, you gotta give the the Honky.
guy 1: What's that?
guy 2: Just lean back!
guy 1: Oh, shit, I'm gonna go get MAD rimjobs now!
guy 2: No, dude, you gotta give the the Honky.
guy 1: What's that?
guy 2: Just lean back!
guy 1: Oh, shit, I'm gonna go get MAD rimjobs now!
by Humptydumptyrock April 22, 2008

Being of the white race and having the ability to get or have a female by the tone of your voice,...
by BreezeoftheCWC November 29, 2020

by Natstolfo January 2, 2023

by Cracker ass mfer November 16, 2019
