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New Halloween 

this is the new generation of Halloween thats spreading like wild fire across the world to keep our children safe. instead of kids going out wearing costumes. they stay at home and you leave candy in their mail box where they have a container on the other side in their home or on the porch and you don't even see the kids but we do it just because we love them and they do this for a long time anyway. kids can still go to halloween costumes parties or school parties if they wish to. we ask this be done in the day time and not at night. so they can collect it before night starts. so we ask people with jobs prepare before and do it before or after work depending on the time you work. we can make a world a better place together.
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Pulled A Halloween

1. Making absolutely terrible decisions in one night.
2. Being really, really stupid.
Friend 1: Omg i got so fucked up last night, AND i think i got with that fat chick from that party
Friend 2: Dude you just pulled a halloween
Pulled A Halloween by DrDerp March 9, 2010

Mexican Halloween

Having a girl ride your dick (because we all know Mexicans are lazy) and have her wear a pumpkin on her head, as you cum, you smash another pumpkin, into her pumpkin, breaking them both or just one depending on how hard you hit her.
I gave that bitch a Mexican Halloween last night.

Mexican Halloween

Having sex while the woman is on a toilet, pooping.
"Dude, she's a freak"
"Why?"
"She wanted me to have a Mexican Halloween with her"
"Ew"
Mexican Halloween by Frendle W October 29, 2009

Mexican Halloween

1. The act of painting your penis orange and yellow, then while having a girl deep throat your cock you piss down her throat shouting "trick or treat!"

2. With a candy corn cock (Orange and yellow paint) you fuck and piss in any orifice on a girl. Finished with a casual "trick or treat"
"Eat the candy bitch, it's a Mexican Halloween"

Improvised Halloween mask 

When you pull your hairy balls over your face and start yelling like a monkey
I waited last minute for my costume now I need an improvised Halloween mask

Mexican Halloween

The act of rubbing feces on your face to make a mask and giving oral sex with a piece of candy in your mouth.
Do you have any jolly ranchers? I'm about to give someone a mexican halloween. Also I need feces.