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goonitis

A crippling addiction to aggressively rubbing one out, to the point your penis skin becomes numb and red. Those diagnosed with goonitis also have a tendency to do other vile, grobby things. Symptoms can be extreme blistering on the hands, fever, rash/over penile area and hallucinations.

Discovered in the early 2000’s by B. Cedar. Goonitis has become an epidemic in recent years and destroyed the lives of many. Mostly common amongst those between the ages of 12-25.
Bob is such a goon, I think he has goonitis!
by Sav2savB11 January 31, 2024
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Gooning

by 242 to da world February 1, 2024
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Gooning

watching a GunnarTVLive stream on Twitch
person 1: hey what are you doing tonight?

person 2: i'm gooning tonight
by woodziee February 8, 2024
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Goonitis

Goonitis is a horrific addiction which mostly affects male individuals between the ages of 16-25. The addiction has wrecked lives, with the symptoms being disturbing to many. People with Goonitis will find they become addicted to rubbing one out Atleast 6+ times a day. Common signs of Goonitis are hallucinations, severe mood swings, leading to deluded thoughts and behaviour. Blisters on hands.
Have you seen Bobby lately? Apparently he’s got a bad case of Goonitis! The disturbed boy.
by Sav2savB11 February 9, 2024
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gooning

(unisex) The act of edging (getting yourself to the "edge" of orgasming but stopping right before and repeating) or being edged so hard that you enter a trance-like state, elated and giddy.
"when my bf came over the other day, he edged me so hard, like i was straight gooning to the point where i was slurring my speech. we got so carried away with the goon sesh i woke up with a uti the next morning."
by benadryljams February 10, 2024
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GoonieBoyz

**COE GoonieBoyz #OGz (⭕💯 🏁)**

**GoonieBoyz/GBO are a gang located at Courtlandt/MelRose Housing Projects in the Bronx, NYC. GoonieBoyz consists of Rollin' 60z(6️⃣0️⃣♿), Rollin 30z(3️⃣0️⃣♿), Original Goonz(⭕),(🏁 ,😈💜 ), GSB(🦍🩸), 83 Movin Gangster Crips(Ⓜ️♿ 8️⃣ 3️⃣), and Insane Baby Crip. (⚡🚼♿)
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They Beef with: OYz(🍇♿️, 🍍 💚 , ♿ 6️⃣ 0️⃣, ECT),The entire Sevside Ave Block(⛪️🏴 ☠️,♿ 8️⃣ 0️⃣ ,♿ 8️⃣ 3️⃣ ,〽️ 🐝 , ETC), VatoLand(〽️🐝,🐺🎩🅱️,⛪️,💚🐰(4️⃣ ), G-Side Drilly(〽️🐝,🐺🎩🅱️,⛪️,💚🐰 (4️⃣), 94Gz/Drilly(🐺🎩🅱️,⛪️,💚🐰(4️⃣), RPT(🐺🎩🅱️,💚🐰 (4️⃣), PVille/Villy 💚🐰,🐺🎩🅱️ (4️⃣), TheHav 💚🐰,💰♿️ (4️⃣), ECG/2fly 💚🐰 (2️⃣Fly), Dub City 〽️🐝,🦍🅱️),FGO/200/CHP 💚🐰,〽️🐝,🐺🎩🅱️,⛪️), TheGrizz 🐺🎩🅱️,〽️🐝,💚🐰 (4️⃣), J.O Gang/9Blocc/Polo Grounds Ⓜ️♿️,3️⃣0️⃣♿️,💚🐰 (4️⃣), and 800 Gz/🎱oh 💚🐰, 🐺🎩🅱️ Mitchells (Ⓜ️♿️,⭕️,💸) And More!**
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**GoonieBoyz fall under the GOE(GoonOvaEverything) alliance. GBO is heavily linked with 150Lzz💤 (6️⃣0️⃣♿, 〽️ 🐝 , 🦍 🅱️, 🏁, ⭕), (⭕, 6️⃣0️⃣♿, Ⓜ️♿8️⃣3️⃣, 🏁 , 〽️ 🐝, 🦍 🅱️, 🍍 💚 , ☪️🖤, 🐺🎩🅱️), (COE) 155(6️⃣0️⃣♿️, ⭕️, 3️⃣0️⃣♿️), (ABG) Mitchels(⭕, 6️⃣0️⃣♿, 3️⃣0️⃣♿), HighBridge(〽️ 🐝, 6️⃣0️⃣♿, 🐺🎩🅱️, ♨️🎩 🅱️, 🏁) CiscoWorld/HellRose (⭕️💚🏁)
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• Notable Members : 👑 Jordan Goon (6️⃣0️⃣♿), Rain Goon(⭕️), Jdot Goon(Ⓜ️♿8️⃣3️⃣),
Komodo Goon (⚡️🚼♿️) Dre Goon (🦍🩸), MurdaWhite (♿️6️⃣0️⃣/🎲🖤), GBzTeandre (⭕️), DD Gooniez (♿️6️⃣0️⃣), Ebby Goon (♿️6️⃣0️⃣) Usueidie/Usue Goon (⭕️)

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>*GoonieBoyz member pulls up to 800*
>*GoonieBoyz member spots a 800 Member*
>*Goon shouts* "YO WHATS GUNNIN"
>*Goon proceeds to let off many shots ending the 800 member's life*
by unspokenrizzler November 12, 2023
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Gooning

A situation in which a person spazzes out like a goon, spewing a string of out of pocket or obviously incorrect comments. Popularly used by college students to describe someone behaving erratically when drunk.
Liam: Dude the Broncos might make the playoff this year Rus is him!

W: Man you're gooning right now! They're for sure gonna finish like 6-11.
by anonymous November 16, 2023
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