eye gunk

The nasty gooey shit that forms in your eyes. It grosses people the fuck out. So if it's up in your eye wipe it the fuck off.

Bob umm Mary?

Mary Yes Bob?

Bob well umm you see the thing is.. .

Mary Omg Bob don't beat around the bush!

Bob Fine! Bitch you got some nasty fuckin eye gunk goin on!

Mary omg ewww!

Bob fuck.. thats grossin me out...

Mary Fml.

by stoned123 July 26, 2011

gfunker

the best rocketer in the game of halo. full warthogs become empty in seconds. smoke everywhere

You got funker by gufunker= (Rockted and your dead)

by mark April 26, 2004

glunkin

a blow job while takin a dump

haha my friend aaron jus got a glunkin last night

by Jake June 20, 2006

Grunk

The Act of drinking an energy drink and continuing to consume alcohol. Thus resulting in a a hyper intoxicate person.

Dude man after that red-line and colt 45 you are so grunk!

by Colin Poe April 13, 2008

gunktah

someone people love to talk about .

and also someone who does not care about talk.

just keep it all the way gunktah like they do..

by ummmm..........k April 26, 2010

gunkyjunky

an infection of the man parts

i had to stay home from school due to the escessive gunkyjunky

by Snoflake Inwinter June 2, 2005

Gunkles

Laughing uncontrollably, sometimes for hours on end. Often results in the person pissing their pants, and or soiling themselves. It is considered a disease by certain countries, with no cure in sight.

First case was discovered in a small town known as Marshfield

Byron: Oh no, I think Maria has the gunkles.

Markie: Oh god, somebody get some air sanitizer and some toilet paper!

by Michael Shmidt March 30, 2009