Guppy Gaper

After your done having aggressive anal with some mail order bride, you reach inside a McDonald's take out bag and shove a Filet o' Fish up her ass while using the bottom of a fountain drink to shove it up in there. (Fries Included)

Man 1: Man, I did the craziest shit last night!
Man 2: What?
Man 1: I gave a girl a Guppy Gaper!

Man 2 : what
Man 1: I shoved a fucking fish sandwich up a Taiwanese prostitute's ass!
Man 2: What the actual fuck is wrong with you?

by PseudonymousAnonymous January 22, 2021

dirty guerel

A dirty guerel is when a person/animal has a gigantic bbc and uses it for penetrating a girl/female pussy while she has her menstruations and the male/boy usually turns his instrument around the devil's tango.

Yesterday, I dirty guerel'd my girlfriend. She was crying from the pain!

by Camo206k September 1, 2021

da guberment

A humorous misspelling of 'the government' as if stated by a toddler.

i werk fer da guberment

by AJ Deadshow November 28, 2021

Rim gaper

A person that only gets off of Gaping rims during sex who has a huge cock 9 inch +

Dean: "come on sam you always gape my ass aren't you into anything else like a double twisty sloppy toppy 101 deepthroat 900"
Sam "NO I AM THE RIM GAPER"
Johnny sins: Did someone say Rim Gaper??

by The Rape Gaper September 14, 2022

Pullin the Guerrerro

the act of masturbating in an unusual place where people think you might be gay

Backstory:
(a freshman at my school was jerkin off in the boys locker rooms after p.e.)

person 1: whats that sound man?
Person 2: oh thats just brandon pullin the guerrerro in the bathroom stall....in the boys locker room

by murphman217 November 15, 2011

PULLING THE FATTEST GUERTO

When someone decides to cuck you out of doing something that you wanted to do ,yet he decided to go of to do it with randoms.

John:Yo Ben did you hear what Chad did.
Ben: hey what did he do?
John:He pulled PULLING THE FATTEST GUERTO on our group like it so hard.

by [e-mail] October 5, 2018

gaper

tourist; referring to the gap in between goggles and hat most frequently seen on Southern Californians and people from Jersey who recreate in the mountains; usually accompanied by a Starter jacket

"Hey gaper, get in your Hummer and drive your ass back to Bayonne!"

by re-donkulous October 11, 2006