goober head

Jonathan who sits behind me at work.

What? you used all but the last half-millimetre of milk, and still put the bottle back in the fridge? you are a complete and utter goober head!

by KathrynH November 10, 2008

Gooberschnikel

An ice cream flavored with coconut milk and jasmine tea. It is traditionally sweetened with a variety of sugars (including honey, maple syrup, brown sugar). Many people complain that the jasmine tea flavor is often too understated.

I love gooberschnikel ice cream but my Auntie Shell thinks it's a little underwhelming.

by antonyminator February 14, 2010

gooberdean

"Gooberdean(s)" can function as a noun or an exclamation. Gooberdean is a way of life. Gooberdean can be used to replace the lyrics to many songs. Use it as appropriate.
Its shortened version is "gooberrt"

"Hey gooberrt!"

"Gooberdeans oooo leans"

"Gooberdeans, gooberdeans, gooberdeans, gooberdeans, gooberdeaner weiner leaner vener leannnnnn" to the tune of "Let me love you tonight"...also works well with "Take me home country roads" as well as "Part of your world" from the hit feature film The Little Mermaid.

by Bartle August 5, 2012

goober

A term of endearment used in place of a person's real name; a nickmame. The first word that comes to mind when your baby starts to crawl, walk, talk. Used only in the most loving of ways with no negative connation at all. A loving nickname for someone who is pure, innocent, warms your heart and makes you smile.

Have you seen Goober?

by Debbie January 21, 2005

goober goo

cum, snake juice, spunk, jism, sperm
ejaculant

while smurfin my bitch, I left my goober
goo on her forehead

by Wally Dawson December 11, 2003

godder

A godder is someone obbsessed with church and religion

Damn man look at all those godders on their way to church!

by The Man of the Second October 24, 2006

feel gooders

Any type of pain reducing prescription drug, including but not limited to hydrocodone, loratab, lorcet, oxycodone, oxy-cotin, vicodin. (basically, all pain killers.)

"Gawd.......my neck...my back....my neck and my back. I could damn sure use a couple of them feel-gooders right about now."

by Athena_Leigh August 7, 2005